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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Started conversation Nov 23, 2004
*DefinitlyNotEvilClaw sneaks aboard through the "mud" chute*
*plants a few bombs full of chocolate pudding in the engine room*
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Nov 23, 2004
...
...you do realize that the engine would probably vaporize the pudding...don't you...and even then I still have the continuity sheilding...and even after that it would only mean I couldn't undergo short range movement...I'd still be able to use the warp rift systems...and you can't get through that door...no...really...there's nothing there...it's a brick wall...we trained it wrong on purpose...as a joke...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 23, 2004
*turns slowly ever so slowly and pulls off his mask revealing that it actually is (despite popular opinion) Definitly not evilclaw.*
I've come to do what i shoulda done long ago. *pulls out bazooka and blows up engine*
And now i'm gonna do what i shoulda done long ago. *eats pudding from bombs*
Its... so... tasty!
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Nov 24, 2004
...as I am also going to do what I should have done a long time ago...
*presses button serveral time very rapidly*
*toilets start gushing water...which...acording to the page is REALLY nasty...and thus flooding you carpets/floors/whatever with nasty water...*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 24, 2004
Isn't this your carpet? I'm on your ship...
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Nov 24, 2004
my bathrooms are clean...I use FUNGUS on them...and I was refering to your toilets...which acording to you are really nasty...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 25, 2004
* again* I'm DefinitlyNotEvilClaw. Why would i care if you flood his carpets. Speaking of which i'm sorry to say that he rewired the button so it flooded the toilets in his office instead. Which he goes in more. I'm... HE'S not to bright sometimes.... Go away! What fingertrap!
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 25, 2004
*triggers the engines to not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not self destruct*
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Nov 25, 2004
so it's not going to self destruct...I know that you said it would but you apearently already destroyed the engines...and I can always rebuild them...I'm a technical genius and all...
and I still have weapons systems power...thus I can use them to manuver due to recoil and I can still fire upon your house...
*one of the Gauss Ion Cannons opens fire upon EvilClaw's house's roof...*
Now all I need is for it to rain and then water will go through the hole in your roof...BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...HA...YOU'LL NEVER SURVIVE THE LACK OF INSURANCE COVERAGE...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
anywho... 
Living here in Jersey
Fighting villians from afar
Ya gotta find first gear
In your giant robot car
I dig giant robots
You dig giant robots
Chicks dig giant robots
We dig giant robots
Megas XLR...
Nice...
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Nov 26, 2004
...why did that spaceship just blow up...?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 29, 2004
well it did self-destruct because i counted the not's and they add up to blow up the COW's spaceship.
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Nov 29, 2004
...no the engine blew up...luckily......I...um...had a spare in my back pocket...but still...why would I have a button that made my space ship self destruct...
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Nov 30, 2004
...the correct answer would be Idunno...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 1, 2004
*attacks the sticks of dynamite conveinently duck taped to his chest* HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Dec 1, 2004
...why do you have sticks of dynamite conveniently taped to your chest...?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 1, 2004
Because I'm a saboteur! Duh!
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