h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

GAH! Again. Hmmm maybe i'd better risk a plot hole and pull out the patented SUPERMOO DETECTION DEVICE THAT DETECTS HIM AND STUFF. *looks at device thingy* Hmmmm....

He's over yon. No... my other yon....

May I ask what the other "Stuff" It does is or would that widen the plot hole until we all fall in? *steps away from hole just incase*

no no no...it's the device's other yon...

Ha! *tackles Supermoo* Found ya! And the other stuff part just is an allowance for additional programming. So i can make it go after more stuff then just Supermoo. Kind of like S.A.L.T.S. Ask supermoo about that! its so multipurpose!

*slips in BBQ sauce spilled as Supermoo was tackled and falls through a trap door*

Hey whats that big red button........

I don't know. Common sense tells me not to press it because this is a spaceship and it could be anything from Flush all Toilets in the Place to Release Air.

*presses button*

I never listen to my common sense anyways....

Oh look......... A sign lit up saying do not press this button again...

Probably shouldnt press it again then......

Yeah. Thats what my commen sense tells me too.

*presses button again*

*watches a draw open with a note reading "DIDNT I TELL YOU TO STOP DOING THAT"*

This place is weird, perhaps we should just keep stabbing at the button until something interesting happens?

*press button*
*press button*
*press button*
*press button*
*press button*
*press button*
*press button*
*press button*
*press button*
*button sparks*

hey...you got my sparking machine to work...I put the notes there because it gets adictive trying to make it work...

wait wait. You have a button that sparks when you push it but only if you press it somewhere around fifteen times. So you put those notes there just in case some random person with no common sense decided not to listen to the big important note thingy so that your machine would spark.



Ingeniously sinister. and overconvulted. You're on your way to becoming a great Mad scientist. All mad scientist's plans are convuluted.

ANGERY SCIENTIST, ANGERY

*presses button again and gets a shock*

ouch! i think its definatly working.....

*steps in jello*
eeeewwwww...is warm...

But... but i blew up the jello when you locked me out dontcha know! Its inconcievable that it should be way down yon. How do you think it happened Mad Scientist?

ANGERY I AM AN ANGEY SCIENTIST...STOP WITH THE MISPRONOUNCING OF MY NAME GENERAL SPECIFIC...

Oh what about Genreral Lee Outrageous...

that was such a good show...

i liked that show... whatever happened to it? Maybe the Mad Scientist can tell us! Mad scientist, whatever happened to sheep in the big city?

ANGERY I'M AN...oh never be in the minding...anywho I liked the ranting sweede...I total butured that word...as well as that one

Yeah the ranting Swede was funny. By the way and back on topic: I gots you! *sits on supermoo* Will you be a cow boat for me?