A Conversation for The Snowball Cannon

Mike A v. Urchin

Post 1

Mike A (snowblind)

Ok, I'm all ready to fight it out with Urchin right here right now.

*builds snow fort*

Join my side and have the honour of being a winner!


Mike A v. Urchin

Post 2

Jo (Dead)

I'll join Urchin's side because I feel sorry for him smiley - smiley


Mike A v. Urchin

Post 3

Mike A (snowblind)

Grr!

*still building fort*

*stokepiles snowballs*


Mike A v. Urchin

Post 4

Jo (Dead)

Er... *quickly stoops and begins to make snowballs* smiley - smiley


Mike A v. Urchin

Post 5

Afgncaap5

Urchin has an unfair disadvantage.

*Spreads arms wide*

I ASSIST THOSE WITHOUT A CHANCE!!!

*"Accidently" drops a snow bazzooka on the ground in Urchin's side*


Mike A v. Urchin

Post 6

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence

Hot damn!
*starts building grandstand out of ffMike's bookshelves*
Violence must not just be done: violence must be SEEN to be done.


Mike A v. Urchin

Post 7

Mike A (snowblind)

Urchin is not at a disadvantage! He's got you lot siding up with him!

*chucks snowballs at Urchin's cronies*

Har har! First blood!

*hides behind snow fort*


Mike A v. Urchin

Post 8

Jo (Dead)

*applies a handful of snow to the top of her wall of snow which has now reached shoulder height. rests on it panting*

This isn't going to be easy but I refuse to give up! smiley - smiley

*from behing her snow wall, Jinx produces a large bucket of boiling water. she heaves it onto her shoulder...* smiley - winkeye


Mike A v. Urchin

Post 9

Mike A (snowblind)

Aaagh! You fiend!

*pelts snowballs at Jinx*

Must stop her...must stop her...*pantpantpant*


Mike A v. Urchin

Post 10

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence

*Ferrari kicks bucket out of Jinx's hands*

*from grandstand* Booooooo!!!

No points for anybody till both principals are presented and accounted for!


Mike A v. Urchin

Post 11

Mike A (snowblind)

Ok ok, let's pause and rest for a bit.

Urchin, where are you???


Mike A v. Urchin

Post 12

Jo (Dead)

Yeah I'm fighting for you here and you don't appear to be helping...

*picks up second bucket of boiling water and throws it at Mike's fort before anyone can stop her*

*ducks* smiley - winkeye


Mike A v. Urchin

Post 13

Mike A (snowblind)

*picks up bucket of -scalding- hot water and throws it over Jinx*

*throws knives at the opposition*


Mike A v. Urchin

Post 14

Katsy a.k.a. Esti

I'm on Mike A's side, since he asked me first. Plus I know him, I've never seen Urchin.
Ooh, snowballs, when there's snow around people tend to hide from me, especially Jeni X!!!!!
*gathers a lot of snow and everyone runs and hides*

Now where's Urchin?


Mike A v. Urchin

Post 15

Mike A (snowblind)

At his friend's house. We have a good, oooh, 8 hours at least (I think) before he turns up.

I'll rebuild the fort shall I?

*rebuilds fort*


Mike A v. Urchin

Post 16

Mike A (snowblind)

*hides behind a pile of snow cos he's just seen the thread where Asteroid Lil has ordered a triple overkill to be fired upon us*


Mike A v. Urchin

Post 17

Katsy a.k.a. Esti

Ooops, so that's what it was about, I kinda joined them, maybe I'd better leave them too.....


Mike A v. Urchin

Post 18

Mike A (snowblind)

?


Mike A v. Urchin

Post 19

Katsy a.k.a. Esti

smiley - sadface ????


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Post 20

Garius Lupus

This forum has just been hit by a 40 ton snowball, 5 minutes of regular-sized snowballs (2 per second) and then another 40 ton snowball, all fired from the snowball cannon near the Doughnut Stand. There were three notes attached to the snowballs:
"1. No more stupid boiling water tricks!
2. Fight with snowballs or go away!
3. So there. "

The operators of the cannon would also like to request you refrain from using heated water.

You can learn more about the snowball cannon at:

http://www.h2g2.com/A270677

Have a nice day smiley - smiley


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