h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Exaggerated voice*:

"Wow, lucky for me I hid behind my fort, otherwise I would have been in a right pickle!"

And now we have lots of snow to play with.

I suggest Urchin gets penalised for not turning up.
Ok, maybe that's harsh. I'm going to mail him and if he doesn't turn up then I'll order another snowball for his page meep meep

btw Katsy I didn't understand what you posted just up there (before the ?s)

*stands on top of fresh mountain of snow, wondering where the grandstand is*

Oh, Katsy stumbled over my no-hot-water order and mistook it for the duel itself. Anyhow, if Urchin doesn't show up then you win by default. Not as much fun as inflicting real pain, huh?

Guess we can have a practise dual right here right now.

Ok everyone, pick yer teams and we'll scrap it out for a little bit .

*smugly removes her jacket to show full body armour then picks up a knife and starts to pick her teeth lazily with it*

*Ferrari trots up wearing full body armour and studded horseshoes*

1. At least 80 tons of snow fell on this area just now, and it is not possible for you to simply have picked up a knife. Unless you explained how at the time.

2. This is a snowball fight.

(in a dazed voice) Snow snow lov-e-ly snow mmmmm snow
I think people had better run and hide!!!!!!
*gathers a large amount of snow and aims at Asteroid Lil*
Sorry Lil, no offense caused, I hope, maybe I'll throw some at Mike A just for fun!

*falls face down*
wwmmmmmmff!
*shimmies quickly behind nearby snowberm and starts making snowballs*
They're right. There's no such thing as a bystander around here, innocent or guilty...

So how many sides ARE there in this fight?

1. Don't YOU carry a knife with you everywhere?

2. I know.

Urchin "Paracheting from a plane with a big load of snow, then drops it on Astoroid Lil" He he he ;-{

Knifes are deadly but snowballs in the hands of a Urchin are evil.

Way-hey Urchin mah main man!
Now we can begin properly!

Who's on my side then?

Urchin! There you are! *throws knife through nearby person* I think we need some battle plans

I'll Email you right now

OK.. You shall not be beaten, Mr A!

Aaaaahhhhh you traitor now I'll have to kill you all
"Throws a atom ball at Mike A

*catches 'atom ball'*

Frisky little thing isn't he?

*Throws snowball at Urchin*

First blood!

This is a DUEL, youse! That means a fight between TWO people, with seconds and witnesses, not a freeforall foodfight fiasco.

But hm *considers* all the britkids have gone to bed. It's just me and Ferrari. But I better be nice if I don't want my homepage mobbed tomorrow, especially by a bunch of dirty tricksters like this.
*Ferrari nods emphatically*
Still, if the fight is to be fair, it shouldn't be so unbalanced. I mean, I'm the Official Bystander & Referee and yet even I'm getting hit. By both sides.

OK. Ferrari, leave the armor on but no biting or kicking. You'll co-witness. Since it's 3 to 1 against Urchin, why don't you provide him with some special snowballs with manure cores?
*Ferrari goes to work immediately, pawing snow over his products and rolling them around until they are snowballs with moist peaty centers*
*Lil stacks special snowballs behind Urchin's fortwall*

I now pronounce this duel balanced, and am getting the hell out of the way.
Lil
@v@

The duel shall not end until one side has won!
(Urchin, we'd better arrange a time when we shall both be online to carry out The Plan)

I'll go and mail a virus to Urchin shall I?

*adds roof to snow fort*

Yo Ferrari!