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I'm sorry, but, have I met your wife?

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Inexperienced need not apply. Do not apply stickers to this surface. The rules do not apply in case of fraud.

The Bill of Fare:

Life is full of surprises.
So is this site.
Here be one of them:
Coursework Squiffy, by
Dave 43086 .

No, but I think <br/>
I knew your Grandmother's horse...

With all the brain-stunning prosody on the web,
you'd think poetry would be more appreciated.
If it is, I apologize.

If it ain't, then here is our contribution to the burgeoning need:
Kentucky Colonel

 That's not possible. She only had an alpaca.

And, finally, a little message from one of the clergy, Matholwch - Resident Druid of this Parish
another poem, this one entitled
The Mystery.

In that case, it was probably your sister.

This weeks collation was begged, borrowed or stolen from various places on this site. Just goes to show what you can find when you're not looking.

I don't have a sister. You must mean my cat's therapist.

The boilerplate:

And, finally, a saucer of milk and a dish of leftovers to those who have helped, offered help,
almost but not quite assisted but haven't gotten in the way,
and those with alien tracks in their butter and Groucho ashes in their spotted dick.
We wouldn't do it without you.
The Committee for Alien Content(ment) salutes
you!smiley - smiley - smiley -

This last minute entry in the Canne Flim Pedestal
inspected and rejected bysmiley - smiley - (tonsil revenge)!

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