h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*doesn't know what it would feel like to feel like dirty dishwater in the first place...and after seeing what she'd just seen she definately wanted some punch...*

Here's your punch, Ma'am.

I have to leave, but give my regards to Affy when he gets here. And give him this interbooster, too. I don't know how to connect it to the organister. He'll know what to do.

Sure thing.
*Takes |_|, and interbooster, and waits for more company...*

*Materializes*

Well, I see that Garius is really getting into this crash site! I'll take that. You know, Gary, you shouldn't ever, ever, *EVER* materialize without the interbooster. I had a small one installed on my watch the first day after a . . . rather odd situation which I don't want to discuss.

*Takes a mobius strip donut and some punch*

Thanks for delivering these, Eomando. Had I been able to get back sooner, I would've materialized them here, assuming I hadn't already been cursed. Had I?

No, you're safe.

Oh, that's nice. Did Joanna give me permission to bring the entire machine there, or did you just decide to end the madness right then and there by delivering them yourself?

I think she said you could bring it up, she thought it might save me some back pain later on in life

I'd still check first though incase she's changed her mind.

Well, I just caused something here to blow up by pushing the wrong buttons on my watch. Now, to find some new plot device to make life more interesting!!!

*Begins sifting through wreckage*

Time machine? Been there, done that. Temporizer? Hmmmm . . . I wan't something more than temporal travel this time. Maybe something that could cause universal damage? *Grins evily again before resuming his sifting*

Gender Bender, yo-yo creator? That's two "no"s. "Rival Donut Making Machine"? Joanna would put the curse on me, that's for sure! Evil robots . . . well, an evil robot *would* spice up life on h2g2 a bit. Should I see what they do?

*Munches Mobius Strip*

I think that avalanche up there was bad enough...lay off the evil robots until she settles down a bit perhaps...

Hmmmm. You may be right. Good thing I cleared up the snow before too much time passed.

*Suddenly, an evil thought occurs to Afgncaap5. Begins sifting through the UFO wreckage even quicker, while laughing maniacally*

I'm gonna like this. I don't think I could use it at the donut stall, but it'll be fun to try!!!

*Now* what are you plotting?

*Grins*

Just trying to get an edge at the next snowball fight. Say, I finally managed to write a Guide Entry without getting kicked off! It's the solution to the Fenny Fish mystery, so I can finally get working on Joanna's case!!! Let's celebrate more normalcy before I begin work!

Hello, I'm back.

*voice echos off the walls*

Where is everybody? Oh, well. Might as well have some punch and doughnuts while I wait.

*fills glass, takes mobius doughnut, starts to look through UFO wreckage for something interesting*

Oooo, what's this ....

*E isn't quite sure where she wa before, but now she jumps up, curious as to what's been found...*

This looks almost exactly like telepathizor. I'll just try it on.

*puts strange hat on*

E, here is the punch you want and the glazed doughnut you're thinking of having.

*E is totally amazed...she takes the punch and the donut in stunned silence...*

*Replies to her thought*

You're welcome.

Well, I must get to work now - 1.5 hours on H2G2 won't look too good on my timesheet. Let's see, I could call it training. Or computer maintenance ...

*takes off strange hat, walks away slowly*

See you in a couple of hours at lunch time.

See you then...

*E helps herself to another glass of punch while she waits...*

*Bustles in, looks around quickly*

Hi, E. Still here, I see. I didn't actually get much work done this morning - I thought I'd check just a few more forums and ended up spending another hour! Oh well, there's always this afternoon.

I liked your short stories and I love contributing to the continuing one. Afgncaap5 likes that sort of thing too. (Affy - go to http://www.h2g2.com/a247718 to start and follow to the continuation. The continuing one is a forum off of that entry). If you like continuing stories, there is an entry for them, with two stories currently on the go. There is a link on the H2G2 home page. Wait, heres a link: http://www.h2g2.com/a255007 Hope it works.

*Grabs mobius doughnut, since EBA's not available here, wolfs it and grabs another*

Glad you liked them.

I'll have to go get some EBA's...