h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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*A Raven flies in*

[Nevermore] He's in Imardin, he looked right through me, his body maybe here but his mind isn't

Well maybe we should remind him of his suffering

*Laughs and evil laugh, puts on a cloak and leaves*

Ahhhhh Good morning my lady....

*sharmin bows theatrically, his long hair flowing around his face he looks up into the mysterious ladies eyes, his blue eye's sparkling in the morning sun*

I seek the lady known as Syian..
I wonder if you would be so kind as to furnish me with any information you have on her whereabouts...

*Sharmin rises and smiles, his white teeth glistening perfectly*

I know no Lady Syian

*Pushes him aside*

Begone dandy and try your charms on another poor woman

*Whispers*

I warn you sir come this way again and will not wish to look upon your face again

~~Patricia; the bell of mine, I need you to ring it in this precise pattern speaking these words~~

*foreign words and a dangerous bell move float into Patricia's head*

*Sharmin moves gracefully as he is pushed out of the way, he bows respectfully his large muscles rippling under his tunic*

Thank you anyway for your assistance My Lady...

Perhaps you may know of someone who will know of My Lady Syian's whereabouts..
I am on a quest to find her...

*Sharmin stands and smiles, he looks deep into the lady's eyes a small sign of hope spreading across his handsome face*

~~~I will, I have a problem to deal with at thhe moment~~~

Sir I do not know Lady Syian

*Mutters under her breath and a wart appears on his chin*

Ooh dear sir must go to the healing Hall, that thing on your chin looks infected

*Closes the door and rings the bell in accordance with Syian's instruction*

*Syian a young man Called Sharmin is lookingg for you~~~

~~......Sharmin?.....keep......die....~~

*Sharmin bows and leaves, he runs his hand across his rugged chin and feels the wart*


ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*hsarmin eye's change suddenly from bright blue to a deep red, they begin to glow, bathing his face in an eerie red light. his taut muscles begin to bulge and spasm, and his breathing becomes heavier*

MY FACE.......
MY BEATUIFUL FACE...

*flames spring up and begin to lick around his feet and his face blanks. The wart dissapears suddenly leaving no trace that it was ever there. the flames subside and Sharmins smile returns along with his blue eye's*

Hmmmm I wonder if anyone else will know of Syian's location..

*Sharmin grasps Adonis's reigns and heads out into the outpost unaware of everything that has just gone on*

Come Adonis...
We will find My Lady...

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Oh ho, well well well, a demon?

~~~Syian who is Sharmin~~~

~~Must....keep him in sight....killing...~~

~~~Killing who? you?~~~

~~[a string of obscenities]...Sharmin is dangerous, watch him~~

~~~Certainly~~~

*Finally leaves for Imardin*

*Patricia is sitting at a table in her front room writing when she shivers and looks up*

[Patricia] Someone is trying to find me

*She goes to a cabinet and begins to pour liquids into a bigger bottle, the contents of which she pours onto the fire, the smoke rises and covers the house blending it into the background*

*Nevermore flies in the window*

[Nevermore] Mistress mistress, Degrom has been freed by the Mages of the guild

[Patricia] WHAT!!, interfearing fools

*Slams fist on table*

They will pay for this, by all that is unholy and by the dark lord himself they will pay with their lives, just like they did before, the High Council will die by my hand one by one, come Nevermore, we will head for Imardin, Patricia DuBois is ready to re-take her place at the guild

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*Patricia and nevermore enter*

Now we wait Nevermore

*She goes into her bedroom to sleep*

*The Gargoyle walks to her door and knocks*

Hello, Lady Patricia. It is I, your humbled accomplice.