h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This house is bigger on the inside than it looks on the outside (Think TARDIS), inside the woman who owns the house is sitting at a table, planning

*the woman re enters the house carrying a bedraggled parrot, she dunks him in water to get rid of the vinegar then starts to dry him off*

Timmy, Timmy, Timmy you don't change do you and how is your master, how's my Polo after all these years

*Timmy wakes up and the woman starts to feed him dry bread*

This will soak up the vinegar, how the hell did you end up in a pickle barrel

*A slight blue tinge of light apears briefly and then dies out. A location spell from far away*

*The woman notices the blue light*

I wonder if that was someone wanting my services

*Continues to feed bread to Timmy*

Come on Timmy, wakey wakey

*Timmy wakes and stares at her but refuses to say anything*

*Tickles Timmy under the chin*

Hello Timmy, remember me

[Timmy] Patty...?

*Breaks into a big smile*

Yes Timmy it is Patty, how are you feeling old friend

*A Raven hops onto her shoulder*

Look Nevermore, look who's come to visit

[Nevermore] Cwaaah, Timmy, Timmy's come home cwaaah

[Timmy] Patty! Arak! Where did YOU go? Polo left the Guild for you.

*Her eyes darken*

I had to take care of a few things, things that I'm still taking care of, I did it all for my love for Polo, I had to get rid of all those that stood in the way of my love for Polo, is he here Timmy?, My Polo is back at the guild

[Timmy] He live in the town, but is seeing a lady at the Guild.

*Patty's expression darkens*

Polo has someone else?

*She looks sad*

I should have expected it, I shouldn't have expected him to stay alone forever

*She puts her head in her hands and starts to cry*

Oh.............oh.............Polo............my Polo, I want you back, I've missed you so much