h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*little is known about the underwater caves far beneath Oane. They are dark and mysterious, and what the merpeople do know they are hesitant to share with land-dwellers.*

*Thudding over the ground, crushing many brave soldiers underfoot, comes the vast demon Aristeros, recently freed from the gem in Kazinishi's breastplate. For those who don't know, Aristeros is several hundred metres tall with six arms, lots of spikes, and a 5h17-load of eyes.*

*It punches down hard into the roof of the cave, causing a few small cracks. The merfolk emerge and throw their spears and tridents at it, but to no effect. Aristeros ignores tham and keep punching. After a while, the water pressure builds up and the cave collapses. Aristeros reaches in and pulls out a huge skull, bigger than a large man, made entirely of ice. Taking this skull in its lower left hand, it stomps away in the direction of Versx.*