h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh? You've spoken with the High Lord then?

Well I told him what I thought of his leadership qualities, he told me what I could do with my thoughts and then the messenger arrived, he want's me to go and help with the rebuilding of Kalsho, but I have apprentises now, so I told him where he could put his idea

*Puts head in hands*

He's going to turn me into a frog I know it

Nom, now *pats her on the shoulder* I'm sure that won't happen. You remind me of a little girl I trained while working as a body guard, but that was, well, a long time ago.

*Her head jerks up*

No, no you 're not , you can't be, are you

<*Is totally confused now*>

But that would mean...you..but you can't be little Shay! You would be an old woman by now!

Yes I am Shaylar, I know you can't be Omar, he is still in the house, the one before him, the one my father thought was captured in the Eastern Lands


*It starts to click into place


Polo, you're Polo

Yes!

How is it that you look so young? I had an Eaternity spell cast on me, so that I never grow older than 80. Do you have a spell on you?

Yes, father cast a tenfold spell on me before he went to war, it slowed my ageing by ten plus I hhave been in hibernation for 100 years, theoretically I could live to be 1000 years old, Father died in the war, mother, Omar and the others are in a stasis spell I cast when the dark allience came to the village, after 100 years I came here to help defeat the dark allience because it's the only way to break the spell and talking of spells what's with the tweed, you were a handsome man when you left father what happened

The anti-aging spell was cast on my 80th birthday while I was hearing this *gestures to suit* my 'birthday suit' you could call it. Since then, I can never change my outfit. Plus, any cloth I touch turns to tweed for as long as I touch it. See: *places finger on tablecloth, turning it into a stiff tweed* After the war, I was a medic below the floating outpost.

Did I say hearing? I meant wearing. Anyway, I was the one who said that the outpost should fly, rather then be balanced on many high pillars.

Have you tried magic to change your outfit I could help if I can, it is so good to see you again Polo, I'm on the high council now as their leading elementalist, I'm not perfect but I'm trying

*Laughs*

As you well know

~~~Lady Shaylar, I request your presence in the High Council Chamber...it seems we have a problem brewing.~~~

~~~I will be there shortly~~~

Polo I have to go, the HIgh Lord and the council need me, we may need your charms and potions so be prepared, I will see you later

*Leaves*

I must return to my shop. I'm so happy to have found you!

*leaves smiling*