h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I was in the palace on official business. I was sent by the Chamber of Commerce! Greeb's atache case is in the nursery!

*catches a tomato in his teeth and throws it back*

HEY WHO THREW THAT STONE

*the two men are hit with a further barrage of rotten fruit, and vegetables, and nothing particularly harmful - just humiliating*

*A guard goes to the ones standing out of the way, and speak quietly to them*

*they all nod, then laugh*

Hmm not to be impatiant but WHEN DO WE GET OUT!?

~~~Sorry Polo but you have been a bad boy, I can't help you, just take your punishment like a man, I'll wash your clothes if you want and maybe I can end the tweed spell~~~

*because of the icky taste of the rottin tomato, projectile vomits on the crowd*

Oh, pardon me. 50% off sale for those moistened!

~~my lady please get us out of here, we apoligise i am sorry i was only trying to help~~

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~~~Sorry but the council has spoken, and the nobleman who's son you were trying to kidnap demanded it, and with the election coming up.............you know..........politics~~~

~~ but my lady how was we sposed to know it was a noblemans son we thought it was the heir to the kingdom~~

~~He should have been wearing a name tag!~~

~~~You're giving me a headache, take your punishment like a man~~~

~~~I DEMAND A TRIAL!!!~~~

~~~SHUT UP!!!, my head hurts~~~

~~~I am SO turning evil when I get out of here!~~~

*the guards unlock the stocks, and Polonius and Kelman are released*

[guard] You're free to go.

*does a little song and dance* im free free free i tell ya

*guard looks rather unimpressed*

[guard] Well, fine, now get outta here.