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ah but do you know the answer to the second question?

Absolutely no idea whatsoever. It doesn't have anything to do with the first question, does it?

nope, in fact the term complex machinery is probably a bit misleading, it's more a slab of wood with metal fittings and possibly a sheet of glass in it

No clue. I was going to guess maybe a printing press or something, but nevermind. I'm wrong anyway.

sounds like a piano to me.

Why would a piano have a piece of glass in it?

no, it's just a slab of wood with metal fitings you're thinking of actuall mechanical thingies, the complex machinery bit was taking the p!$$

I thought the S stood for Samuel

and does Fueille have problems with Doors?

Ahhh! Doors! That makes sense.

well the S /is/ his middle name, and she couldn't open a door today and all you had to do was push it, I guess you had to be there

Well, wait; who wins the contest then?

you I guess, because you got the main question right

Cool! Two wins for us both, then, eh?
I'll have to think of an easier one for next week.

Congrats...cos all mine have been guesses!!

This contest thing really took off didn't it?

Hmmm...I always thought it was either
Sherman
or
SEND-ME-MY-WISKY-OR-ELSE(he was a bit of a drinker...okay a lot of a drinker)

Shagrath! Next question please!

Sorry; sorry; I've forgotten...I'll try to get something on today/tonight.

There are six words in the English language with the letter combination "uu." Five of them are muumuu, vacuum, continuum, duumvirate, and duumvir...what's the fifth?
(If this is too hard sorry...then I'll post a link where you may be able to find the answer later.)

Er, I mean, what's the sixth? Yeah.