h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No, thats what we call a Lite Brite.

Ooops. Sorry Josh.

*Looks down from where she is swinging from the crows nest at Sarah happily playing with the childrens toys*

Will someone please help me down?

*Looks forlornly at all the people running backwards and forwards dizzily below her*

whso stealing the boat?

I am. I'm stealing it from myself to give as a gift to my one true love, myself.

tut tut tut

Awww, that's so romantic.

Um...can someone PLEASE help me down!

Well TB, I'm just an old-fashioned guy looking to do the right thing for myself.

*falls over the side of the boat get's healed by mermaids then returns and takes off his sea shell bra*

WAIT A SECOND WHY ARE YOU STEALIGN THE SHIP

Firstly Josh Mermaids don't heal people guy's they *eat* them...plus they don't actually wear any clothing so the sea shell bra thing wouldn't fool them.

these are different mermaids

There are only two kinds of mermaids: manatees and evil sea sirens leeking to lure men to their death.

and manatees have a habit of getting sliced into pieces by propeller blades.

Just like non-sea cows.

*rolls over only to fall down some stairs*
wait...what...

Oh em eff gee!!!!!!! The Cow has returned!!!!!

Betcha real fake money he leaves for another two months now.

*Exasperated, Jenny quietly pulls a blade out of her pocket, and cuts the rope keeping her swinging from the crows nest by the ankles*

I'm freeeeeeeeeee!

*Falls painfully on her head*

Ouch.

*me steals Jenny's wallet while she's concussed*

Drinks on Jenny! *everybody pours theirs drinks on her* NOT WHAT I MEANT!