h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OK, so my mutiny went not too well...now all I have left is to patronize the hook store...

Josh, as you're obviously unaware, Jesse Ventura was the first person to ever hand hold a minigun in cinematic history. He could also beat you senseless with one hand tied behind his back.

I could too. But I'm lazy so I'm just going to convince TB to do it.

Hey, TB. Josh said that he thinks You're Under Arrest and Ghost in the Shell are dumb and that you're dumb for watching them.

No one girl with an evil pet cat is eviler than I am Josh. I have a masters degree in phrenology, and don't you forget it.

*gets jesse ventura to beat the bejeebus out of josh*

beware of sarah and her surf board

No..just stay clear of Sarah because she is accident prone...falling off a wall of rock into a pile of sharper rocks and spraining your wrist and then knocking your head on some random males surfboard is just plain accident prone...and making a forklift fall over with you in it.

Ah, you have to watch out for them surfboards, them's vicious!

... um I'm still ok ...

you should just hide in a corner and cry josh or i will cut ur head off with my surf board!!! BEWARE!!!! be afraid be very afraid! emily suckS

um ... Hp

Who is Emily? Because I am JENNY sarah! Surfboards really aren't that dangerous.


I'm bored.


Can I start another mutiny????

No. Now hoist the anchor ye mutinuous dog.

Hey Surfboards are dangerous, they've got big sharp teeth, can see EM radiation and can sense a single drop of blood in three swimming pools' worth of water.

You're confusing surfboards with dolphins again, TB.

*uses a x-potion*

*Whistling, Jenny hoists the anchor, swings it gracefully around her head several times and sends it catapulting into EC's stomach, killing him instantly*

Hahahahahaha! My dastardly plan is complete!


Now what?

MWAHAHAHAH! yay lets play ring a ring a rosie!!! no no i cannot let them know my weakness of childsplay!!!! *sarah grabs Jenny by the scruff of her neck and chains her to the crows nest. by her feet* NOW I CAN FINALLY TAKE CONTROL OF THIS SHIP! HAHAHA! HAHAHA!

*surreptitiously slides a copy of Twister across the deck, towards sarah, closely followed by a skipping rope, a hula hoop, a beach ball and a bucket and spade*

Nah EC, dolphins are the big fat blubbery things which play water polo with penguins.

I thought those were "adult swimmers"

... Oy. Jenny. I wouldn't try swinging that anchor over your head. It has the tendency to come off the chain at comical moments and kill *SPLURTCH* Josh.

Adult Swimmers? Are you sure? I thought they were the flat fibreglass/wood things with 1-3 ventral fins at the rear.