h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*wanders over to check if Reef and acandrea are ok*

*sips *

*walks in on Reef*

Oopps.... So sorry...

*heads over to Scandrea while reef finishes showering*

*Is lying face down on the massage table with a big goofy grin on her face.*

*Climbs back into the sauna, the opens the door*

Oh Imps, can you bring me a please

*Closes door and Lays back down on the wooden bench*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*sneaks up to scandrea and silently ushers the speedo guy away*



*takes over from the speedo guy*

Iz Zat gut mizz...

*Wonders where her is*

*an imp runs over to reef carrying a tray holding a bottle of merlot at refect room temperature and a glass*

*Pat's him Benny Hill style on the head*

Thank you little imp

Mmmmm... yes...



A little bit harder there, if you don't mind...

Ov courze my lady....

*massages Scandrea harder*

vould you like anyzing else..?

*A large man cautiously peers around the door and clears his throuth*

Ahhh. I'm loking for a *Looks up mental check list of lesser deamons telling him who to find* "Rob the Imp".
I'm looking for a drink that I can't find around here,I was told this was the place to go to. I from further north you see cant find the bloody thing any where..............*trails off into native language that sounds like he is garggling nails*

*a small imp dressed in a waiter uniform runs over and takes the newcomers jacket*

This way sir......

*the imp leads him past the dancefloor over to the bar*

Can I get you anything..?

Thank god. Right in my tongue its called "POTEEN". Its made from potatoes. Yeah you heard me potatoes.

*picks up a glass of and tips out its contents*

Fill it up

Yes Sir... Of course Sir

*the imp grabs the and runs off to a seldom used pump in the corner, brushes off the cobwebs and starts pouring*

*Looks at the small clouds of alcohol coming off it*

Oh a thiarcais,alainn,alainn,alainn

*Downs it in one*

Just like mother makes

No, no! That's perfect!

ahhhh....

*massages harder*

So you like that.... I mean

Iz Zat gut......

*Slithers out of the Sauna and slides into the jacuzzi*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Waiter Imp!! Another please

Oh yes! Very go-

*Realizes that the voice is different, and turns around looking up at Rob.*

* Continues his drunken conversation with the imp barman*

And, he hhhaaaddd thee to shay I likee them bibb (hic!)

*stares at particularly attractive women walks by*

Anyhoo fill ush a nother one of theshe my man, sorry,my imp(hic!)

OI!!!!!!!!!! BarImp!!! another to the Jacuzzi please