h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*looks at Scandrea*

What's up...??

*rob presses a button on the table in front of them and an imp walks into the room carrying a large tray of sandwiches and snacks, the imp lays it down on the table and backs out of the room closing the door behind him*

This looks very different from the last time I was down here...

Yeah... after Lucifer left and informed me he wasn't EVER coming back I decided to get a few people in to redecorate..

*sips his <bubbly and grabs a sandwich*

Do you like it..?

Yes, definitely an improvement on the flames and torture implements!

errr... now that Lucifer's gone, what do you do down here?

Yeah.. the flames and torture pitts were sooo last season.
I decided to upgrade and go for a more modern look..

Although the ninth level I kept how it was just for the sentimental value...

*sips some more *

Well as Lucifer has gone and left me in charge I basically do what ever I want.
This is the first level where the party never ends.
And they *points to a huge set of stairs in the corner* lead down to the lower levels.

*Decides that she doesn't really want to know what's on the lower levels, and picks up a sandwich.*

This isn't like one of those places where I'll be trapped here forever if I eat or drink down here, is it?

Only if you touch the pommegranite...



Only kidding... No no there is nothing like that here..
I think Lucifer had a few of those kind of tricks but this is Rob's Pitt here and the main emphasis is on having a good time..

And people don't have fun if they are forced to do they..?

*calls in a waiter imp and grabs a *

Would you care for another drink..?

*Grabs more *

what else do you do here beside drink and debauch, which I'd like to try BTW

Well every taste is catered for in The Pitt..

You name it and I am sure we can arrange it....
Although I don't think Scandrea is quite convinced...

*Whispers in Rob's ear*



Can you see to my request personally

Now that is a very....... Unique request..

But I am sure we can please you..

Does it have to involve both of them though....

Of course it does otherwise there's no point in doing it

*Remains unconvinced, and also curious what Reef's request was.*

So would I

*looks up from her Greek for a minute*

*Waves at Ena.*

*Rob sits in the VIP area awaiting the imps carrying Dax, he presses the button on the table and two imps run in preparing drinks and snacks*

You're avoiding the question, will you accompany me in the art of.................

*Whipers*

Go on you know you want to

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


Ok let me make a few preperations....

*picks up the phone*

Hi.. Bakery..?

Yes....

Yes....

A 40ft baked alaska....

Yes

40ft

Wide..

.........
.........

YOU HEARD ME...

*slams down the phone*

Sorry about that....

So where were we...

*slides his hand onto Reef's knee*

Thank you darling, you know you'll enjoy it