h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*A small imp limps over carrying a magnum of champagne, he throws off his sheepskin coat and strips off his bling until he is dressed in nothing buta small gold bathing suit and walks up to the jacuzzi*

Can I join ya....

*takes the champagne and pushes him over*

Bog off Gimp this is girls only

nicely said reefgirl
are you sharing that?

*gimp wanders off a hurt look on his face*

*in an expolsion of petals Lady Jade appears in the pitt and looks around*


Ohhhhhhhh bubbles.....

*strips off naked and s over to the jacuzzi*

*Pours the champagne into 3 glasses and gives them out*

Unfortunatly he will be back

*gimp kicks another im and grabs his stuff storming off upstairs*

*lets the bubble do their work*


mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

*sips *

*Sips and streaches*

Sin's wonderfull isn't it

mmmmmmmmmmm yes......

*giggles as bubbles tickle her in a very sensetive area*

*Turns the bubble making machine up*

*Sighs as Rob continues to massage her.*

*Sighs and stretches as the bubbles massage her*

"The overly muscled man picks himself off the floor and wanders over towards the,as the name reads,"The thingy claw thing which picks out toys that you have won if you have directed it over the right pize"
*Looks at the proffered toys, they appear to be all differant clamps,leather whips and other assorted leather works*
*puts in the money*

AAAWWWWWW come on I wanted brown leather whip not the pink one

*more money*

This is so rigged
*Discards another clamp thingy and adds more money*
Oh for gods (all near by imps flinch) sake

*Tosses away somthing wich he cant evan guess what it is for*
*empties his pocket and and places the contents on the machine*


Right..... barimp bring me youf finest barrell of ale and a stool

*puts in the money and begins yet again*

*considers getting out the jacuzzi to collect the afore mentioned discarded items but decieds shes enjoying where she is and sips more champagne*

Bollocks not another jangly thing

*Adds more money*

Ohh Captain why don't you bring those things over here and join us in the jacuzzi

squeeze up a bit girls and give hima bit of room

*drops in another coin*
B*st*rd, For F*CK sake

*Turns around to the jacuzzi*

I thought it was girls only

*Drops in another coin and downs an *

OHH holy crap