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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Started conversation Jul 19, 2004
*drives over from A335846 and sits at the side of the road with the engine running*
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Baconlefeets Posted Jul 19, 2004
Can I have a footsweat and vodka flavour ice cream please!
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Vestboy Posted Jul 19, 2004
Oi! Why does the writing on the side of your van say 'Please slow down child expected?'
Can I have a 66, please? It's like a 99 but the chocolate flake sticks out of the bottom.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 19, 2004
*prepares a number 17 for Footy*
What about a 666? It's like a 66 only the flake is bigger. 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 19, 2004
*consults price list* Let's see, the 666... ah, here we are. 666, with limited edition eternal damnation and torture. Price: your soul.... or 36p, whichever is the greater value.
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F F Churchton Posted Jul 19, 2004
I'll have a sixty nine with hundreds and thousands sprinkled on top!!!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 19, 2004
Hundreds and thousands of what?
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Vestboy Posted Jul 19, 2004
*ponders value of soul.*
36p Hmmmmmm. Tempting.
We need an old man to limp up and ask for an ice cream. Then you can say, "Crushed nuts, Grandad?"
and he can say
"No, it's the arthritis!"
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 19, 2004
*buh-buhm tish!*
Please, leave the drumkit alone.
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Trin Tragula Posted Jul 19, 2004
Oo 
A 99 please!
Grrrr
I'm not sure he does 'Frozen Blubber on a Stick', Hilary ... but I will ask
Standard orange lolly for the polar bear - but could we pretend it's blubber?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 19, 2004
*hands over a 99 and a frozen blubber on a stick... which looks surprisingly orangey*
Walrus products? Tusks? Moustaches?
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Trin Tragula Posted Jul 19, 2004
Oo, no - he or she has a tent full of those already: all manner of walrus memorabilia ...
*Looks up at the top of the van, where the horns are located* What tunes do you do, if you don't mind me asking? I didn't hear you coming you see - or is this stealth ice cream?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 19, 2004
I don't like the tunes, they annoy me. Look: 
So I leave them switched off.
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Vestboy Posted Jul 19, 2004
My mum told me they only play the music when they haven't got any ice creams left.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 19, 2004
Do you have any prune and onion ice creams?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 19, 2004
Sorry, I've just sold the last prune and onion to that fella over there. How about cheese and badger?
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 19, 2004
Oh, no, I didn't actually* want a prune and onion icecream; its just I wanted to know if you did them, never seen them on sale anywhere before you see, I once spent six years roaming the Cornwall countryside looking for someone who sold spring onion flavoured shoes, didn't have any sucess that time either... helps spend the time though, if you know what I mean...
Don't sppose you have a choc icecream? 
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- 1: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 19, 2004)
- 2: Baconlefeets (Jul 19, 2004)
- 3: Vestboy (Jul 19, 2004)
- 4: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 19, 2004)
- 5: Vestboy (Jul 19, 2004)
- 6: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 19, 2004)
- 7: F F Churchton (Jul 19, 2004)
- 8: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 19, 2004)
- 9: F F Churchton (Jul 19, 2004)
- 10: Vestboy (Jul 19, 2004)
- 11: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 19, 2004)
- 12: Trin Tragula (Jul 19, 2004)
- 13: Vestboy (Jul 19, 2004)
- 14: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 19, 2004)
- 15: Trin Tragula (Jul 19, 2004)
- 16: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 19, 2004)
- 17: Vestboy (Jul 19, 2004)
- 18: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jul 19, 2004)
- 19: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 19, 2004)
- 20: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jul 19, 2004)
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