h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The room is huge, exravagently furnished with a large open dance area, a large bar with drinks already lined up by attractive bar staff, a buffet table, including waiter service, a chill out area with sofa's and bean bags and big comfey cushions. and other amienities including:

6 x Bedrooms
2 x Dining Rooms
1 x Conference Room
3 x Walk - In Wardrobes
3 x Toilets
1 x Party Room

There is a DJ sat above the dance floor playing any requests from guests.

You are met at the door by a demonic usher who welcomes you in and shows you to the bar.

Please come and enjoy the party that never ends...

Nice to see someone using their imagination!

I'm going to go and have fun in RL!

I say, this is all rather gothic. May I have a cognac please?

Of course sir...

Ice...?

*extremely attractive barstaff hands baryonic a *

Can I get you anything else...?

No thanks. The cognac will be fine.

* Walks into walk-in wardrobe.

Always like to see what a room looks like first thing in the morning!

Clears away empty cognac bottles, sand and seaweed (I don't know how it ended up here either).

Wanders into the nearest walkinwardrobe.

Wow!

All these amazing clothes, and all in my size........


Gosh.

Comes out of WIWD wearing an incredible Oz Clark number.

Twirls, but only a bit.

Er, where's everyone gone.

Sits down, happy,

see you guys later..

Hi, Sorry if i'm intruding. I'm Arisztid Lugosi.I'm here to offer you a bouquet of flowers compliments of the hotel. Would you like some? We have many differnent varities, perhaps you have a preferance?

*stumbles in through the open door
'Ello, a'right if I come in?'
*hic*
*holds up two bottles of champaign
'Anyone fancy breckfast?'
*hic*

Do you serve roast dinner with your champagne?

No, espcially not at breckfast

How about with breakfast?

What a roast with breckfast? I just stick to champaign for breckfast, saves on washing up

That's odd, the party seems to have stopped. And I can't find my own room anymore. And I'm not even

soo... did anyone want flowers for this room or not?

I dunno. I'm not in charge here and everyone else seems to be passed out. I suppose if you have anything that would be good for hangovers people here might appreciate it when they come to.

*wakes up and sees people wandering around*

what.....?

Hello....

Hey! 's'up?

Hi.... what are you all doing here....?

I don't know how I got here. I remember something about a non-stop party with Satan. I don't remember much else. Who are you anyway?