A Conversation for The Hitchhikers Hotel

The Cinema

Post 161

Vestboy

You'd better put that seat back or the manager will be after you.


The Cinema

Post 162

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

But it's so plush


The Cinema

Post 163

F F Churchton

*walks up*

what's all this cofuffle about?

*reads backlog*

It's naff, why do you want these seats?


The Cinema

Post 164

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*points at the chinz* How can you say thats naff?


The Cinema

Post 165

wolfpit- the original loose unit..

Well it's hardly William Morris is it?


The Cinema

Post 166

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*shocked intake of breath*

*starts for the door with the chair*

You're all cretins!!!!!!!


The Cinema

Post 167

wolfpit- the original loose unit..

*smug grin*
I locked the door you fool.

Besides the chairs a copy I placed there earlier,the real chair is safe.


The Cinema

Post 168

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

The real chair is a safe?

Why would someone make a safe that looks like a chair?


The Cinema

Post 169

wolfpit- the original loose unit..

to make it eassier to sit on ones cash... or to have a little behind you


The Cinema

Post 170

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*puts the chair down*

Well I don't want a safe that looks like a chair I want a chair that looks like a chair smiley - wah


The Cinema

Post 171

wolfpit- the original loose unit..

*Grabs chair*

Phew! That pesky kid almost got away with this original chippendale..


The Cinema

Post 172

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

Wait a god darn second

What are you doing with that chair?


The Cinema

Post 173

F F Churchton

*quickly sits on Chesterfield before it's stolen*


The Cinema

Post 174

wolfpit- the original loose unit..

*winces*
urghhhhh! She really should have noticed that bear trap before she sat down..

does anybody have a mop and bucket?


The Cinema

Post 175

Vestboy

I told you there'd be trouble.
Sits on origninal Chippendale folding stool with nylon seat.


The Cinema

Post 176

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*starts to mop*


The Cinema

Post 177

wolfpit- the original loose unit..

how are we going to get the goo off those clothes now? Make sure to sweep up those gobbets, don't want the place smelling when the Queen arrives.


The Cinema

Post 178

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

Queens Comming?

I didn't think they toured any more


The Cinema

Post 179

wolfpit- the original loose unit..

*shrugs shoulders*
You know how it is they're still paying off Freddie's Spandex bill and needs must..


The Cinema

Post 180

Vestboy

Will Her Maj sing 'We are the champions!'?
I'd pay to see that!
*Leans back in chair and falls off as there is no backrest.*


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