h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have it and I do watch it over and over again!!!

Especially that bit where he steps onto the dock or jetty... ooooh johnny depp... ooooooooh yes.... ohhhhhhhh, do that again...........

Ahem! Sorry about that. I seem to have slipped into a private universe of ecstasy. Carry on...

*shuts up to allow people to watch the film*

Imagination takes over again!!

Aw no! gone with the wind again.p-h-a-r-t
will come back when Monty Python & the Holy Grail on

nope, now it's Born free

*Drifting occasional dialogue heard from the wrong side of the cinema door*
"I told 'im we already got one (giggle)... Your mother is a 'amster and your auntie smells of elderberries..."

I think he's missing his film.

April 2004, film bust

sits down to plan a plan with Pinky, who might have a plan

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zzzzzzzz we zzzz want zz a zzzzz rockery zzz ni ni ni splutter cough

*woohoo*... am i sensing some signs of life in here.....

*switches on torch* ... a person sleeping.....

a constant slapping noise errily echos around the cinema and the cold light hitting the screen, is testiment to the fact this area was abadoned quickly

quickly turning and running to the concession stand... maybe the food wont be too bad... he thought to himself

What will be the opening day for the hithhikker movie here..??.. I'll be back then with flying colors... ..

*Stands outside the cinema with paste, bucket and enormous posters
Starts liberally applying paste to poster, wall, floor, furniture and vest.*
dum di dum
*Wipes paste from eyes with paste brush*
dum di dum
*Places poster section on wall*
dum di dum
*applies more paste to next section*
dum di dum
*Places poster section on wall*
dum di dum
*applies more paste to next section*
dum di dum
*... continues until all sections are on wall*
Aaaah! I should have noted which bit went where.
This looks like one of those puzzles where you have to move all the pieces around.
*tries to get clues from wording on individual sections.*
Adams... Guide... to the... Hitchhikers... Douglas...

..Happy to see a poster being put up...{in whatever condition}..But did you past over the date..?? OH!,I see now ,here & there, bits of yellow strips, here CO..there M ..up there ING.....OK,coming.....!!

I think that's Ming Co. The company that pays me to put the posters up.
*sucks paste off brush*

Well, I hate to tell you this, but I am afraid that you may not get much of a Christmas bonus this year....What with putting poster up upside down & backwards..!!..And Ming CO. may take in acount that you seem to eat more paste that get brushed onto billboard...They may dock your pay accordingly,But you Do get poster up and must have enough for some at end of the day over at the HHH Bar...I have not dropped in there for a long time..Been busy round about & up to no good... ... ... .. .

I wonder if they do a good paste shandy still?
I may see you in the bar.

*pokes head in* Oh, boy! A movie theater! Oops, better be quiet...I can't tell what movie's on...

*Looks at the screen. People killing one another and heads and other body parts fly in all directions*
It's not another Muppet movie is it?

! *quietly sneaks out snags some sneaks back to watch the carnage*

"Look out Kermit! Miss Piggy's got a knife!"

"right hook, no, left jab! Ack!!! he ducked!!"