h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ar! no mi Lady, the comments were made when you were off duty(sometime BC)and I could only catch you on duty. The PS still stands, if you have a verse/poem written in your hand, I would be privaliged to have you enter one on the thread


Excuse (privaliged, not sure on spelling)

* Drops in through the hole in the ceiling *

My, how the bar has changed in my absence!

What have I missed?

May I have a cognac please?

*considers hole in roof but decides on front door instead*

*puts bunch of old style pink roses on jar on bar*

*drops coins in tip jar*

*pulls copy of The Guide from pocket and has a browse while waiting*

*Enters (through staff door in the back)*

Mr. Baryonic - long time no see! How've you been? *Passes him a * Staying longer this time, I hope?

Can I get you anything, Ms. Kea? Lovely flowers by the way, thank you for that.

Alksa Selsa, for me please, been watching rugby league, plus couple of Animal size Vodka's

*Passes him a <bottle> and a glass* Help yourself...

Um, what was the first thing again?

* Downs the glass. *

Hallo there, Lady Pennywhistle. I'm fine, thank you; how have you been getting on? Had your wages yet?

I should hope I'll be staying longer... if I have the time, you see. Very busy. Very bushy indeed.

May I have another cognac please?

I really must be practising... Phone calls... Phone calls... Distractions...
Oh well, I'll stop for a while I make sure I'm in tune...
Now where's me gadget????

*Gets another for Baryonic and one for Paganmoon*

There you are sir, ma'am.

Lady P...'A key'post 1. was baffled co's can't remember asking for???but then being given key(sshh)me thinks its to do with 'sometime BC' & comments, with you adding to the thread(on your days off from here that is)me confused, double alka selza please, me head hurts(nowt new)does when I think too much....

Thanx Lady P... I'm in tune now, wasn't far out... Thankfully...

Ah, right sir, I see, coming right up!

*searches cabinet under the counter and produces a bottle of Alka Seltzer* I suppose that's what you were looking for?

Thanks Lady P!

* Takes cognac from the counter and pays a *

Keep the shange.

* Downs the glass *

Sho have you been paid your salad then, Lady Pennywhishle? I must make sure of these things, you know, being in the position I am...

* Staggers to the right a few steps without conscious decision.*

And what happened to the Shphinx?

*Leads baryonic to an armchair before he collapses* Careful sir!

It's alright sir - don't you worry about it. I mean, I understand why things have slowed down a bit, and I'm sure once the hotel gets a bit more active the paychecks would start coming in again.

Khenti? Haven't seen her in a while - maybe she's in the Labyrinth?

Confusious, he say:- everytime I order alka seltza, turn round,its gone, answer being, someone's head in worse state than mine

Schlowed down a bit? Yes they have haven't they? *Refers, of course, to own reaction times*

May I have a con yak pleashe?

* Head slumps to one side and writhes in the comfort of the armchair.*

* Promptly falls fast asleep. *

*Gets a blanket from the back room, and keeps a on hold for when he wakes up*

still propping bar end up, stool could do with a bit more hight though, what time does bar shut...don't smoke, could someone turn extractor fan on please

*Turns the fan on* Is that better?

I will probably be getting ready to close quite soon, since I should really go to sleep now... I could wait a bit of course if you need anything.

Before you close shop Lady P.. could I trouble you for another ... fingers need it...