h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Looks at Trin to see if he is taking the P*ss*......

*Sees he really is that dumbfounded*

What did I do?

Hey everyone look! #2000 just occured and it says simply - "Oo, wow, that's a hard one..."

*Dumbfounded*

Never been terribly good at crosswords...

'Rank and File' popped into my head for some reason

(2000 - Welcome to the Bimillennial Bar )

*sorry... got to go to *


Night all... Sleep well!

Night Lil

*Sees she hasn't touched the Pimms*

Ah well *glug*

*Or the wine*

*glug glug*

Wahey - night Lil!!!

*waves Goodnight to her friends*






*Sees the glasses on the bar and shudders... then walks out*

I'm a native native too, and more than a bit over 30, although I won't say quite how much of a bit and I don't get offended by "pissed". In fact, I say it all the time. But then, there are some that find it offensive. I guess I'm just not one to put on airs. If others don't like it, who cares?? I've got to be me, I've got to be me!!!

Let me see, I'll have a glass of please. All this talk, I don't think I want to drink anything yellow right now.

*Has a look around behind the bar* I'm not sure we've got anything yellow ...

Oh! I see as usual I am late and everyone is gone already. Well, that's alright. I'll just get it myself.

*finds large bottle of burgundy wine. fills a rather large whine glass with it*

There. This will do just fine, in case I feel like whining later.

Oh! I see a note here from Vestboy. Something about silverware? Etiquette? His handwriting is so difficult sometimes!

Well, everyone knows it's much more fun to hide the silverware and then make a game of rounding it all back up again! But of course the game should be played politely, taking care not to jab anyone with a . Hmm. I wonder what that was all about?

Oh! Trin! I didn't see you there!
Well, thank you very much!

*puts a into the tip jar*

Now I have 2 glasses of wine. That's alright. I think I can handle it!

*Checks mirror to see if he's invisible*

Er ... hello?

Ah yes - the legendary Vestboy handwriting. Are you sure that's 'silverware'? Looks like 'umbrella' to me.

*Pours himself two glasses of * Think I'll join you!

Do you really think it's umbrella, Trin?

I'm not quite sure what the proper Galactic Etiquette would be regarding umbrellas. Some people like to be protected from the meteor showers and fallings stars, and others like to soak in the full effect of them. So how is one to know who wants an umbrella and who doesn't?

Not sure - I think you'd better ask Vestboy (who will quite possibly confirm that it's neither silverware nor umbrella but something quite different instead).

Oo, this is good isn't it? Another?

*Pours out more *

Ah - this is the life!

*wonders up to teh bar looking for service 'hello? Hello?'

*Leaves piano for bar - begins polishing a glass*

Hello, Mr 2legs sir, what would you like?

Oh, hello, I'd like a pint of beer, a double brandy, and a packet of salty nuts please Oh, and as I've been away, I think I need to collect my keys for my room again... Only I didn't see anyone lurking at the reception desk; have they all gone somewehre? Oh, and of course, a drink for yourself... Put it on my tab!

Beer, double brandy, salty nuts - coming rrrrigghhhttt up!

I dare say someone will be along in reception shortly - patrons are rarely having to spend longer than a couple of days sleeping on the floor these days.

Right

And for myself - hmmmm

Well, if I don't get the keys, I'll just break back into my room like I've been doing the last week or so ,