h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

my anatomy - I don't have to cover that in moisturisers and makeup and dog poo. because I hate make-up!!!

*giggles*
Ditto about the covering-up, eyebrow plucking is the most painful torture known to ma... woman.
I kinda like the make-up though- lots of eyeliner and dark eyeshadow, great fun!

Well I have to lacerate myself every day.
(oh so cheapr razors).

Don't start me on shaving boyo- you do not want to hear the gory details.
Suffice to say most of the scars I boast are also from cheap razors- except that one with the see-saw story...

Why not buy the woman-friendly electric shavers. They don't cut so much. Unless you put the wrong setting on, ouch.

And what's so painful about eyebrow-plucking..There's always ice-cubes...

| Monobrow.
; Erm..
: This is pointless!

You said it...
I don't use the leccy shavers. The thing just needs to be sharp and have a handle that doesn't slip.
Eyebrow plucking:
1. You can't do it less than three hours before you go out cos you get all red.
2. Invariably your pores will slam close just as you begin to pluck.
3. If you do manage to do one brow successfully, the other's too painful to do.
4. You finally finish and go to another (non-steamed) mirro to check your handiwork, only to discover that you missed half of the hairs anyway.
Grrrr.

I manage fine, actually. *vbg*

Quite obviously I'm inadequate *sigh*
I don't actually mind the pain bit, I have a high pain threshold and experiencing pain is good sometimes.
I'm scaring you now aren't I?

Not really. I don't bother plucking my eyebrows, F**k Fashion...that's what I say. Well. Not literally, mind.

~stv
barely coherent!

I don't pluck my eyebrows either.


BTW: I've never done a fish b4 .

Tweetie am i a freak????
i think so....

Well I dunno, are you?

BTW, I hate shaving too. Bleah. And electric shavers are just crap, to be honest.

Well I dunno, are you?

BTW, I hate shaving too. Bleah. And electric shavers are just crap, to be honest.

Angel is, without doubt, a freak! Ask her what her acronym means...
My eyebrows just bug me if I don't pluck them. Although the really irritating thing about them is that I have one Jack Nicholson eyebrow (TM) and one not. Bugs me every time I see them...
Which is a lot really...

i don't think she's a Freak, not really, although i am still kinda hazy on what the definition of Freak is!
Lisa? Cutlery?
if you can convince me that this freak thing is good then i might just think about putting ure logo on my homepage. just think about it mind.
God, i sound arrogant!! not sure whether that's a good thing.
i think i'll shut up now.

Freak. Freak. Freak.

moi? never!

Hmm. We aren't going to try to make you think being a freak is good or bad, that's for you to decide.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllll.......
Hammyisafreak
he'sabigfatfreak
he'sthebiggestfreakinthewholewideworld
etc etc ad nauseum....

*giggles*
My sister and I sing that all the time...
*sings*
I will do the German dance for you it's fun and gay and tra la la!
Hmmm, how *is* your cyber ego fitting in here Claire? You should be proud to even be considered a freak!
Pilchards!
(ok, I just threw that in to confuse her...)

I reckon I can trust Tweetie. You're in, Angel. To have made it this far, without turning back in disgust, shows Freakiness.