h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*giggles*

Oh, sure. You can laugh. You didn't have to listen to her, for two years, mocking your beliefs.

*passes GB a to dry his eyes with*


We had a lovely dotty man for 3 years.. and never got beyond opening the Bible before we changed the subject to God and does he really exist!

We had the same exam paper 3 times a year for 3 years!!!!!

You can believe in a god all you want, just so long as you respect my lack of belief in him.

And he doesn't exist!

We never had exams, which is good as would probably have failed.

My beliefs are my own.. and I respect yours too

And I respect yours, ridiculous though they are.

Don't push it.

Good Lord!! I am forgetting myself!!

But you're standing right there.

*looks down*. ...


OOoooh!! I have found myself

See, it's not so hard.

Now where did I get to?

Right there *points*

How did I get over there?

*Walks over to self.*

which old religion did she teach...?
someone should make a TV show called "This Old Religion"...

I think they called it "The Hour of Power".

My approach to religion is to let God do most of the work. I mean, here I've only got a few decades on the planet, and I'm busy w*rking and getting errands done, and trying not to piss anybody off seriously, and then there's God, who finished His main project at least 5,000 years ago, and He ahs way more energy and resources than I have.

So, I leave my receptors open, and if He wants to communicate, I'm wait to hear what he has to say.

And I try to p*ss him off by claiming he doesn't exist so that he'll finaly come down and prove that he exists.

Not that he exists.

how did you manage to do that

GodBen, you're the right man for the job of pissing-off the supreme deity.