h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...heck...I'm just the fire marshal...you'll have to consult the Mess Marshal for that...

*mops and blinks*

Thanks, Cal!!

Do you have something in your eyes?

nope

*blinks*

Why are you blinking so much?

...it must be moris code to the aliens...telling them top secret information about the invasion date...
*runs around telling everyone that the aliens are coming...*

because they're free

*blinks*

Oh. So is breathing, you know...

yes I know

but GB has started charging for blinking but evilclaw gave me these free ones

*blinks*

Couldn't you just pass it off as synchronised winking? Or even very short snatches of sleep? Can't get charged for either of those ...

ooooohhhhh never thought of that

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm







Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm





Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


*blinks*





hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*blink*








How much do i owe? *digs around in purse and pulls out MONOPLY money*

*dances because some people are returning at last!*

Thatd be oh I havent checked his prices recently

but to be honest if you simply mention "the photos" you might get away with not paying </>

They cost per blink, 5 for three blinks.

So you owe me 2 or you can blink one more time and give me 5.

*blinks*

Don't worry Jack, as leader you're immune from charging.

*gives godben made of plastic*

*blinks lots as hes immune from charging*

*blinks*
*coats money in arsenic*
mwahahahaha
*pays for blinking*
mwahahahaha