h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Those arsenic could be dangerous to the public!

*Eats them.*

*muters to self about she should have eaten them and stabs self with scythe*
I guess i feel a little better
*cuts off nose*
*grows new nose*
*cuts off nose*

There's some sort of saying about cutting off your nose to make your face angry or something, no?

I did it to look like the smileys.

*flutters eyelids*

Who's angry?
*looks at self in mirror*
why must you always be so depressed.
You're my best friend.
*grumbles something about something*

Cutting off your nose to spite your face...

Or was it SMITE your face?

*starts handing out smitation notices*

NAME: adam fortuneswell
SERIAL NUMBER: U1289006
DESIRED RANK: Person in charge of everything
ARMY YOU COMMAND:
Special Weapons or Abilities:

Jack will be along to officially greet you later

Go into the Tearoom for now... it's a little quiet, but
it will pick up again soon

are you here too

she'd get were water wouldn't Ad's

*drags Rob the Carpet back to the Tearoom*

Humpff!! I was going to give you both cookies, but....

Hey it was him who was nasty not me


can I have a cookie please

the boy is learning fast </>

To the Tearoom then!

...snatch the pebble from my hand grasshopper...
*holds out his palms...noticably lacking in pebbles...*

you will get used to the disjointed conversations here </>

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