h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Say someone was to marry in, would they count?

Stupid conformists.

If they had all their fingers and toes...

Do they have to be connected or can they be...say.. in their pockets?

What if they were in their mouths for safe keeping and they swallowed them, would they still count?

I married in.. Of course I count. *sits on Rob the Carpet and sulks*

I counted you Lil! *gushes* I'm a HUGE fan!

.... then there is Vicki Virago.. but you can't count her.. she only got half married to Cal..

Half married?

So am I half her fan?

Wait! I'm not HALF anything... ummm... what do I do?

... and then there is Floh "Farewell Tuc" Fortuneswell.. Cals first wife ...

*sigh*


So many women and so little time

you have lots of wives

sure thats such a good idea?

probably not

hello again

Hello again..

*giggles*.. You need to have fun!

NAME: excelsior{the trekkie}
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I have a vesal cold bounty a romulan battal cruser.

Sigh, the burden of being the editor of a popular club.

Hello Excelsior, I'm GodBen, editor of this page. Our great leader Jack will be around soon (not likely as he's been away for a few weeks) to welcome you. But until then feel free to wonder around our great society, might I suggest the Tearoom and the Room of General Plotting as they are our most popular threads.