h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ahha. Look! (A slightly startled looking Zipo Bibrok appears with a cheese grater in his hand from absolutly nowhere. A pink button with green strips appears with the title "Please Press")
Press that button or doughnut or what ever

*presses the green & pink striped button with a long pole from her hiding place behind the couch*

Let's hope this works!

a loud zeepoeeenk sound belches out from behind the computer bank and a very wet and soggy looking frog pokes its head out from a computer panel and starts to mutter about the disgrasfulness of being roused at such unrully hours

Not exactly what we were going for, but at least something happened... Are there any knobs we can try twiddling?

Better stop BS pluging the thing in otherwise we might get a fried frog.

This is getting interesting now... ~grin~...

Hmm.. me thinks better on a full tummy... anyone got a doughnut???

Is this one of those questions... which came first... the doughnut maker or the doughnut?????

I've got a doughnut, but am using it a medical cushion, due to a personal problem, that I simply cannot discuss...

WbB

*stands up, wipes excess milkshake off face with sleeve, and sighs deeply*

Much better! I'm done with the hangover milkshake machine, whoever wanted it.

silversolstice

The frog wanders back into it's resedence and falls back into a sleep.
Another mysterious button appears saying "Don't Press Me" and zipo bibrok vanishes back into the void that he came from.

*staggers over to milk shake device opens pours and is himself once more*
ahhh thats better.
There must be a plug some where in here, other wise we will have to stop at a military base and nick a portable nuclear generator!

*inserts two AAA batteries into the doughnut machine and presses the big red button*

Not the big red one.

~Greebo dives for cover!!!!~

*machine shudders, makes alarming clanking noises, and emits a perfectly formed chocolate-coated doughnut*
Well, that was a stroke of luck!

Gwennie cautiously puts down riot shield and pokes doughnut with a stick... It looks okay but who's going to be the first to taste it? Any volunteers?

Shall we let Greebo go first, it is her machine.

* steps off a subway car that seems to be connected to Greebo's at the moment , although how this works with a flying party is a bit unclear * Why does it look like the party is being held captive by a choc. covered donut , or have I missed something ? * checks the donut for concealed weapons * Hmm sounds like the theme music for High Noon is playing someplace.

If Greebo doesn't want to, I volunteer! I wanted a chocolate-covered doughnut earlier, and I couldn't have one. So pass it over!

silversolstice

Just make sure that you stand in the next room when you eat it, we wouldn't want to make too much of a mess now would we.

~Greebo peeks out from hiding at the suspicious doughnut... ~

Ok... you can be official doughnut tester... ~grin~