h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Looks yummie! Have we any white wine around?

~Greebo purrs contentedly... occasionally her tail will twitch as she dreams of times with her sadly departed chum Oscar...~

Aww, look at Greebo twitching in her sleep. I bet she's out catching mice. Um... No offence, Nonnie...

~Greebos whiskers twitch once... ~

{{{ DREAM SEQUENCE }}}

{{{ Greebo runs on a big grassy field... the grass slightly damp between her paws... Oscar lopes ahead... ears flapping... tail wagging... Greebo puts on an extra spurt of speed... and then pounces on Oscar's tail... hanging on with all the strength she has... Oscar turns his handsome head... and regards Greebo... who grins at him... Oscar stops suddenly and Greebo is thrown over his head... but with cat-like grace... lands on her feet in front of her chum... and they both stare at each other... smiling.. with eye twinkling... Oscar gives Greebo a bath with his huge drippy tongue... 'Me loves you Oscar... you are my bestest chum...' }}}

Look, it looks like she just jumped at the mouse in her dreams. She's probably eating it now, since the whiskers are twitching. Cats are so funny.

Gwennie is woken up by the flash of a camera... Oh, hi everyone!

My dumb blond (x border collie with a Heinze 57 but looks like a Lab.) pooch, Spike (after Mr. Milligan) has been trying to shag my poor neutered tom cat, Taz for the past couple of days.... Don't ask me why and Taz in getting quiet neurotic about going near Spike who is about five times his size and weight!

Taz has taken to sleeping on top of my PC!

I should think Greebo is probably having a wonderful dream..... don't wake her up.... sshhhh!

No offense taken.. Greebo is a vegetarian.

*curls up on Greebo's back with ball of cheese, some crackers, and a very tiny flute of white wine*

Just don't get caught looking like a doughnut

Nonnie! We're not supposed to bring the drinks from other forums! And where did you find that white wine?

Oops. My mistake, Nonnie. I'm the one confusing forums. Dang. This is getting confusing. Probably because there's a weekend coming up...

I am he-man master of the universe,
mine a pint of guiness please!

So THAT is what he-men drinks, is it? I allways thought it was liquid led or something to that effect. Well, there you go. I'll just stick to my whisky the, I think...

*peers around searching for Blu, wondering what she'd think of yet another greggil under the illusion that he's master of the universe* ...

~Greebo opens one eye... grins sweetly at Nonnie... and then goes back to her dreams once more~

{{{ DREAM SEQUENCE }}}

{ Greebo sits on the top of the biggest mountain of doughnuts you can ever imagine... She opens her mouth and begins to eat... from the top downwards... }

{{{ END DREAM SEQUENCE }}}

~Greebo sighs with contentment... grinning in her sleep!!~

Doesn't Greebo look happy?

*tickles Greebo under the chin, managing to not quite wake the blissfully content cat*

(Its a trick I had to learn with my own cat, George, who looks absolutely adorable asleep but wakes up in a foul mood! )

isn't grebo ment to be a he

I don't think so....

You can check if you like - but be careful not to wake Greebo up and you'd better put some very tough gloves on - just in case!

In the books, perhaps. But our Greebo is very much female and probably doesn't want her skirt lifted while she's dozing!

*produces a ukelale - see I *have* been paying attention to the front page! - and proceeds to sing and play a soothing lullabye, just in case*

The description 'claymore mine' comes to mind, can't remember which book it is but it had me rolling on the floor, particularly since I have a rather excitable siamese with *very* sharp claws

That's Greebo all right!

But right now she looks so peaceful.

*composes a picture of the mouse snacking on top of the cat sleeping on top of Gwennie's face*

Somehow, all seems right with the world, when a scene like that can appear!