h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Only for the experimental ones, Greebo wants to be the quality control cat.

Why is everybody so scared of this doughnut? It's not like it's going to explode or anything... *runs away*

A wise move.

*starts running too*

*pops doughnut in mouth, chews for a long time, swallows*

It was really good! Could someone find me a glass of milk now? I'm _really_ thirsty.

silversolstice

That sounds suspisously familiar... ~grin~.... do you want a straw with that milk now????

*Sticks head in through door*

It is safe now?

The doughnut seems to be ok, but I think that I'll just stick with Courtesy's milkshakes for now. Probably afer that way...

True, but can I stick to the .

So, its doughnuts all round then......?

And milk shakes - mines a soya shake please.

I'm not too fond of the soya stuff. But I'll have a doughnut.

Oooo - ye dinna ken what yer missin! (Sorry - feeble attempt at a Scotish accent..... "I'll get my coat...")

Once I just had to make myself a name, and I thought Doctor X was not quite approriate. So I decided to replace the X with something more round... like, say, A DOUGHNUT.

So I decided to call myself Doctor Donut. And behold the blessings of a made-up name.

(You may bow and grovel)

You may want to specify whether or not you are an actual donut, just to avoid a furry demise...

Welcome, Doctor. Have a hang-over shake?

*pushes big red button and waits for donut to appear*

*dives back behind the sofa*

Sorry, natural reflex. Could you give me warning next time?

*walks in the window*
Ahhh I love brisk walks

*sees there's a dirth of milkshakes and drinks, starts pouring all, including a soya shake for the lady*

This outta do the trick, hey, why's everyone hiding?

*hands out shakes and a C|_| for menza*

Courtesy

Cheers, I needed something to steady my nerves.

No straw for my milk, thanks; I'll just suck it up.

*downs glass of milk in one protracted, minute-long gulp*

Ahhh! Now for another doughnut! (If I can avoid getting trampled in the rush, that is)

silversolstice

Wow! That's the first time in ages that someone's called me a lady! (It must be my birthday!)

Mmmm! Smashing soya shake - ta muchly. Do I detect a hint of vodka behind the chocolate flavouring?

Now, where's that doughnut machine? Is that the button to push - the big red one - or is it the green one?

Ahem, just a word of warning here, fellas. I've had experiences with Vibenstein and buttons, and my firm opinion on the matter is that, in order for you all to survive with any comfort, you should not let him anywhere near any kind of button. Least of all red ones. And this applies to levers too.
Oh, lookie! A doughnut! Mmmmmmmmm...