h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Six security officers materialize in the room. Their highest ranking officer steps forward*

Highest Ranking Officer(HRO)-Attention! You are all to come with us quietly! Due to actions taken by other members of your group, your day passes have been revoked! If you are not cooperative, you will be forced from the Repository by standard Repository Officers and our Greklas Troops. Please enter the teleporter back to the Laboratory Lobby now!

[Narg] You and what army?!

*Khan slips through the teleporter*

HRO-The army of Greklas Troops that we mentioned. And since you seem so keen on meeting them,....

*Three heavily fortified battle robots materialize on the pad and make room for the next three who will come. They look very much like the Robot Warrior who recently escaped from the Andromeda Way Prison, though perhaps a bit klunkier. Not that that'll be too informative for most of you. They begin a standard rapid-fire stream of photon blasts as their shoulder mounted missile launchers emerge. All these attacks are aimed at Narg, by the way*

HRO-And the rest of the army is coming. It'll be much easier if all of you just take the non-violent way out, you understand.

*Narg yells over the mighty din of weapons fire*

[Narg] I don't think the students like how you're spending their tuition money!

*A couple landing shots that place small but clear holes in Narg's shoulder and lower leg has him remember himself, and he scrambles behind some more substantial cover to better shout his invective. Just then, the teleporter is covered in the hulk of a newly-minted STUMPED tank with the Hawaii state flag emblazoned on the side. Its first move is to fire all six tear gas launchers into the limited space of the room*

*The guards see the gas coming and quickly activate their gas masks*

*Meanwhile, the six battle robots quickly assess the situation and realize that the teleporter has been hacked. Within moments, they've contacted the IT crew who, thanks to the amount of information that they repository has trained them with, are able to locate the problem and cut off that hacking line from future similar tactics. As this is happening, three of the robots turn from Narg and launch a salvo of missiles at the tank*

HRO-*Shouted above the din* STUDENTS DON'T PAY TUITION! WE'RE NOT OWNED BY A UNIVERSITY, WE ARE A PRIVATE ORGANIZATION FUNDED JOINTLY BY A UNIVERSITY AND A FOREIGN EMPIRE! STUDENTS FROM THE UNIVERSITY ARE JUST GRANTED DAY-PASSES WHEN THEY HAVE IMPORTANT RESEARCH!

*mumbles to self* Hmph, they send robots after us and ignore the chaotic fighting and shooting I can quite clearly hear in the rest of the bulding... *stops mumbling*

*shouts*

WE'D LOVE TO COME QUIETLY, BUT ALL THIS NOISE IS MAKING IT A LITTLE DIFFICULT!

*Since the tank was facing Narg (and thus facing the robots) the missiles impact on the most-armored part of its shell. The tank continues to rest on the teleportation pad, blocking any further reinforcements. By now, the whole room is engulfed in a thick smoke from the tear gas, and through this smoke the tank starts launching salvos with the intent to intimidate and destroy. Khan pops out a hatch with a gas mask on*

[Khan] Mmmp Mmmph mm mmm MmmpBH!

*Yeah, so it's hard to talk with a gas mask on. But rest assured it was suitably meanspirited. *

*succumbs to the tear gas*

Cough, splutter, , cough,

*As the tank hasn't gotten the hint yet, the Greklasian Robots make the propper connections with the Repository's network, and the teleporter activates. Moments later, the tank is teleported to F1721701?thread=380744 where it will probably be able to find some form of transport. The ventilation sysems begin working on the incredible volume of gas in the room, but it'll probably still be a few posts*

HRO-Mmmph, mmmph mmph mph....hmmmm.....

Greklasin Robot #412-He's trying to say, "You can now feel free to come peacefully. We don't want to make this more difficult than it has already become. If you will not accept a proper escort back to the Main Lobby, then you will be quickly transported to a Convoy Stop not too far from here as soon as we wrestle you onto a teleportation pad." I suggest you comply with his instructions.

*Corrupt coughs angrily at Kalia*

[Corrupt] What *cough* do you think *cough* you're doing *cough* you... you... *cough cough cough* I knew I shoud've *COUGH* taken the *cough* lifetime... *coughing fit*

*Some more gas clears up. Kalia creeps around the edge of the room and gets on the teleport pad, and is beamed to wherever the heck it's currently linked to. Corrupt pants and looks around.*

[Corrupt] At least *wheeze* I was able to *wheeze* make a key to the *cough* research room... but I can't take *cough* this *cough* any longer!

*With that, Corrupt grabs a key from her pocket and k'pwings back to her shop.*

*The Greklasian robot leader nods*

Droid-Follow the lead of that Kalia person. Onto the teleporter to the laboratory lobby.

*Narg peeks out from under cover*

[Narg] Err, you've won THIS round...

*exit, stage left*

*The robots menacingly point their guns at the others, attempting to direct them back to the Laboratory Lobby*

*decides that trying to keep up with this conversation at midnight on a 56k modem only once a week will be to hard, so justin disappers, to occasionally materialise at the right time and place to help out random people*

*disappers*

I have done nothing wrong.

*adopts a defiant, yet still heroic, pose*

[Tetsuo] [as DD] "Except, y'know, consorting with all these evildoers and other idiots who've been causing all this destruction!"

[Kaneda] YOU'RE one to talk, Mr. "prime minister of an empire that started with Tokyo getting destroyed TWICE."

[Akira] ...........

Droid-Take up your complaint with the LibraGram in the main lobby. He will judge your appeal.

You seem to be blocking the way to the main lobby...

*The droid sighs and steps to the side, along with all of the others*

Thank you. Most kind.

*heads to main lobby*