h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

WEAPONS:

SLUGS Airmine
Discription: Like a landmine only it is used in the air. Comes in heat seeking and magnetic versions as well as SLUGS Airmine Classic which is stationary.
Usage: Put it in place and it is ready to go.

SLUGS Landmine
Discription: A stardard landmine only it is filed with SLUGS ammo

F.A.R.T.S. (Fantastically Abstract Revolving Telescoping Swords)

H.E.M.A.G.L.O.B.I.N.E.S.
Discription: Stands for Helium-filled Effective Mass Anihilator Great Large Bomb Is Nifty Er Something-like-it. It is an anti-air bomb that rises when released. Also comes in a droppable version, as well as heat seeking, magnetic and remotly controled versions.
Usage: Just release and it will float upwards.

VEHICLES:

C.A.N.T.A.N.K.S.

Cowtastic Anihilation Nuclear-powered Tank Attacks with Nuclear Kitten Suprises

Discription: A nuclear powered aluminum can shaped tank that moves by rolling on it's side and attacks by opening up as if it were split in two

Ammunition: Nuclear Kitten Suprises...another way to put that is nuclear kitten presents...

BACKENGINEER TECH:

ACRONYM (Another Cool, Radically Overwhelming, Normality-Yanking Machine)
Origin: MotMV

T.U.R.K.E.Y. (Tactical Ukrainian-Russian Kinetic Energy Yo-yo).
Origin: MotMV
MODIFIED

B.O.O.M.E.D. [Baking Oven Of Mighty Evil Doom]
Origin: MotMV

B.L.A.N.G (Barrel-Launching Army Napalm-Gun)
Origin: MotMV

R.E.C.A.L.L. (Ridiculously Enormous Cuckoo Attack Lander Launcher)
Origin: MotMV

NOTHING (Nasty, Obviously Threatening, Hyper-Intensive Nose Grabber)
Origin: MotMV

NADA (Nifty Assembly of Destructive Aardvarks)
Origin: MotMV

ZILCH (Zapping Instrument that Looks Casually Hip)
Origin: MotMV

World's most Interesting Bomb
Discription:Causes the effected to become senslessly interested in stupid things...like grass...
Origin: MotMV

G.R.E.A.T. B.I.G. S.C.A.R.Y. B.O.M.B. F.R.O.M. H.E.L.L
(Gastrointestinal Reverse Ejection Attack Tank Bulging In Glory, Swished Clean After Recent Yuse in Bothering Officials' Mothers' Brothers' Father's Renegade Mothers' Husbands' Eating Loads of Lard)
Origin: MotMV

The Pun Gun...

*Loud bang like so: BANG. The sound of a pun being fired at a stationary (targeted object</U&gt*

it's been really accurate lately...

Oh and the Thor's Hammer Electical Discharge Unit...like from Outpost 2...I'll add it to the underside of the IGMPD when I get the chance...

I've added everything on this thread except for the Thor's Hammer thingy. I might add it if more information were presented so i could put in a good entry aboot it.

you need to load that game...it's really good the first ten times you play...then it becomes more fasinating to read the stories in it...I'll get the info to you next time I play the game...

I had that game at one point. I wanted to play it so bad. I loaded it on my computer. Then my computer froze and the game wouldn't play. I've since lost the disk and the game has been deleted from my computer. BUt, i may still have the manuel.

If you don't want it I'll take the manual...I have a burnt copy...on the other hand I could burn you a copy of my burnt copy...

if i find the manuel you can borrow it and maybe have it... i guess.

...if you want I can burn you a copy and you can have that and see if it works if and when you ever get that computer working...

*alarms sound*
Iva Gota A Newa Gadget...a...
MUCK-UPAW
(Makes Up Crazily Kreative Usually Pronouncable Artificial Words)

...oh and for a discription include that it has a big off-color white button...

Do you just sit up at night thinking of ways to annoy me?

yes...

...we need to come up with a Naval Ship...lets see...
how about......Quisenaughtte...
Q.U.I.S.E.N.A.U.G.H.T.T.E.
Quick Ultra Intrinsic Strike Escort-ship with Naval Artillery Gun that Heaves Tiny Tarmac Elephants

Discription: Large Battleships that are for some odd reason used as an escort...they are armed with guns that fire small elephants made out of tarmac...

Are they S.W.I.M.M.I.N.G. compatible?

...I suppose...but there really isn't any reason to use swimming on them...I suppose I could make a seperate platform ship...like
P.O.W.E.R.W.A.S.H.G.A.T.O.T.U.B.
Platform On Which Every Ready Weapon can be Attached is Secured by High Grip Anchoring Tools To Useful Boat
Discription: A platform ship on which weapons turrets can be mounted. I also has spin dry...

right.

...look at the Evil Army site...and the bottom of my PS...well not the absolute bottom...the blatant plug bottom...for attack of the prunes...

sweet!