h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Here, I've got one:
T.or.F. = Terrible Organic Fumes emitter.
Oh wait, I suppose that'd be TOrFe.
Um, nevermind then.
Hwuh.

EC...you need to add
U.M.B.R.E.L.M.O.P. (Ultimate Mega Best Really Extremely Ludicrious Mop Of Protection)

I can tell you where to stick that umbrella.

but I can't...as you have sole editing rights to the page...

I'll do it later. Maybe.

You know, it may seem really juvenile, but I do think a fart-gun would be kind of but also useful.
You could have settings,- like SBD. *Shrug*

Um, where was I? Oh yes, being , well...
Hmm...

I've got another one



F.O.O.D.S

Fat obviously optomistical duck shooter

tell me what you think.and please put my other two on the page. soon. please.

As much as I hate to be rude,but,



HURRY UP AN PUT MY DARN IDEAS ON THE DANG PAGE DUDE!!!!!!YOUR DRIVING ME UP THE WALL!!!AGAIN!!!!!


There, I said it.

I've got one.

It's this: S.T.E.W.

= Standardized Test Emitter Weapon.

Alternitively, might want to present it as S.T.E.W.e.D. instead, to tack an "of Evil Doom" onto the end.

Eh, it's merely a stylistic trifle, the idea of a thing that shoots mindnumbingly insipid tests at people,- which they are then compelled somehow to drop what they are doing -to fill out for awhile, still stands as one (an idea) as it is.

What does thee think, Mssr.s EC and S.Moo?

heres a new one


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