h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ev - sorry. Maybe I'm being paranoid. It comes naturally, unfortunately.

Because we're going to broadcast subversive messages across the airwaves into the hospitals of our dear capital...

It seems to me that it's no different to the last London meet, where some of us stayed in the pub all day, and others went to the Science Museum in the afternoon and met up with the others in the pub later. I'm not organising a plot, it's far too much effort.

Okay, folks. Sorry, I'm being oversensitive as usual. I suppose I'm feeling like "odd one out" because everyone here is going to this radio thing and I'm not (of my own free will, and which is for the best) and I'm overreacting accordingly. I should really learn to put more faith in people. Here have a

It was a joke!!

I figured we would be in the pub for an unspecified amount of time, then some would go to the radio station then meet up again afterwards

I don't want to go to a hospital because I spend enough time in them already.

It's OK I'll bug the tables the pub, we'll pick up soome cockroaches at fords' hospital.

*realises there is a slight flaw in this cunningscheme, but can't put his finger on it*

So do people still want to have a tour of our humble broadcasting hut or is it staring at each other in the pub? *shrug* I won't be offended either way

But I am *not* a boil a bunny kinda girl before you all start to worry

EV, sorry. I really must learn to stop being such a paranoid arse.

I'd still like to do the radio thing... if nobody minds...

fords, go and do the radio station thing. I'm not trying to be a wrecker here. You can all hold me to a drink later on, in fact. I'm loaded these days, anyway.

Aw Mort you've just ruined all my boyish fantasies about rabbit stew.

If that's cool with everyone else, the radio thing's still on. Those who miss out this time can have a tour next time

Did I just hear Zagreb say he was loaded?????? Drinks on him then!

Fords, I used your email addy from the subs group to send you my mobile number Let me know if you don't get it

Aye, look sorry folks. I seem to have fulfilled my usual obligations of being a silly moody suspicious wee bastard. I've slain one of my personal demons (not doing what the hell I should be with my life) recently and I feel better for it, so I thankfully bounce back quicker.

*Fires up Outlook*

Got your message loud and clear Mort

Oops.

No, seriously, I'm not badly off. Partly due to money left by my gran. And I'm going to buy you all a drink* because I've been a bit of a shit here and I owe you all an apology.

*yes, even you.

No worries, mate. Mine's a pint of champagne.

I am a poor humble fruit loop on incapacity benefit....

Lays it on thick