h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!

Five mes, two places. EV, I'm afraid you're going to have to choose between your alternate personalities...

I think I'll be doing that, EV. I doubt I'd be welcome anyway.

Quite possibly if you keep carrying on like that.

Nope, nor pickle fights between stations on a sub crawl. The good citizens of Glasgow have a lot to thank wee Stella for - making them move to other cities to mention but one.

Stella, for sending all the numpties from Glasgow Edinburgh

Even more serious question than Mr Zee's - exactly how long would a visit to Radio Gaga take including travelling time. Answer in pints SVP

Hour and a half to two hours, depending on whether you want to play with the knobs and sliders?

"Even more serious question than Mr Zee's"

It's "Zed", you damn fifth-columnist

Jeez, that's a lot of drinking time. Is it licensed?

I'm not a fifth columnist, my therapist tells me I've been assimilated - calls it Blair's Syndrome

Lionel Blair?

You're not allowed to take alcohol on the premises, but there are some lovely pubs in Comely Bank where we could stop off in on the way back...

Yes, I leap around in flares and an afro wig - so I should fit in well in Edimbra

You're very persuasive you know. Mark me down for a visit unless you can find some more deserving cases.

How'd you know that's what I got up to down the station at Hogmanay? Spooky!

Right, that's the last place filled - the Radio Recce team will be myself, Croz, Ku, EV and Wumbie. We'll record a show, put it on the net......and lose all our friends

What friends?

You not my friend no more?

Aww you've got lots of friends Fords

I've got lots too, although most of mine are imaginary.

But... but... if we're all... but they're... oh. Of course I am!

Does this mean I am staying in the pub by myself?

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