A Conversation for The House of Relaxation ;-)

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Post 21

shazzPRME

Oh No!! Somebody save BB!! I don't want dead flies floating around in here, it will put the customers off!!
shazz smiley - winkeye


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Post 22

Bluebottle

*gurgle gurgle - drowning noise*
Very supportive of you - most appreciative
*glug, glug, glug*


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Post 23

shazzPRME

hehehehe! You know I didn't mean it BB smiley - smiley
*swims over to Bluebottle, executes a brilliant save manoevre and drags BB out by his hair, administers the kiss of life and quite likes it actually*
There you go BBsmiley - winkeye Feel better now??
shazzPRME smiley - winkeye


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Post 24

Bluebottle

I feel better, though I think I was starting to halucinate for a second. I almost thought that you gave me the kiss of life and it was quite nice, but nah, that couldn't've happened, could it?
Afterall, Sarah would soon give me the kiss of death if it had. smiley - winkeye


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Post 25

shazzPRME

... and TM me!!! I think that we will just put it down to a surfeit of chlorine in the water LOL
shazzPRME smiley - winkeye


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Post 26

Bluebottle

Yes, why not? Afterall, I was unconscious at the time, and almost dying.
It was probably an angel in heaven I saw, methinks...


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Post 27

shazzPRME

So true, so true smiley - smiley I just couldn't resist my previous posting though... I apologise for taking so long to rescue you! I still want this to be the most relaxing place on h2g2 smiley - smiley
shazzPRME smiley - winkeye


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Post 28

Bluebottle

Well, what could possibly be more relaxing than being deaded? That way you don't have a care in the world....

I think I'll stick with a small amount of earthly stress.


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Post 29

shazzPRME

You have been deaded before I think!! I will settle for barely alive I think! It is Easter Monday after all, and I am off partying soon smiley - smiley
shazzPRME smiley - winkeye


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Post 30

Bluebottle

I hope you had a good time, and yes, being a Bluebottle, I have often been Deaded in one way or other. It's an unlucky name, but you have to pay the price. smiley - winkeye


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Post 31

shazzPRME

I suggest a quick steam dry for you in the hot tub then!! We don't want your wings staying all soggy like that! They may never work again.
*swims off for another few lengths*
shazzPRME smiley - winkeye


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Post 32

Bluebottle

Okay, I may well try that. smiley - smiley


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Post 33

shazzPRME

*waves*
Have fun in there then BB smiley - smiley
*Rolls on back and imitates a whale*
shazzPRME smiley - winkeye


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Post 34

shazzPRME

Goodness... I have been in here for a long time!
It's lucky that the pumps and jets are still working properly. smiley - smiley
shazzPRME (Minister for Relaxation) smiley - winkeye


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Post 35

Bluebottle

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
>YAWN<
wha...? Where???
Oh right - here I am.
Wow! I'm lucky I didn't drown in my sleep! smiley - smiley


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Post 36

shazzPRME

Yeah... you're awake! Did we ever find that ball BB? I don't think that we did! Oh well... lets just play about with the inflatables then! smiley - bigeyes
shazzPRME (Minister for Relaxation) smiley - winkeye


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Post 37

Bluebottle

Urm... inflatable what, exactly? smiley - bigeyes


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Post 38

shazzPRME

Umm... they are big enough BB... I'm certainly not going to tell you what they are! smiley - bigeyes
shazzPRME (Minister for Relaxation) smiley - winkeye


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Post 39

Bluebottle

You want me to play with something inflatable that I do not know what it is, only that it is big enough?!? smiley - bigeyes

I suspect that I could be on my way to being framed in a scandal. smiley - winkeye


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Post 40

shazzPRME

*Innocently*
What?!~By me?? smiley - bigeyes
shazzPRME (Minister for Relaxation) smiley - winkeye


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