A Conversation for The House of Relaxation ;-)
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shazzPRME Started conversation Nov 27, 1999
Take a seat,and I'll be right with you 
shazzPR
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The Ghost Of TV's Frink Posted Nov 27, 1999
Hooray, first one here! And thank goodness, because I can *barely* move my left pinky toe.......
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Researcher 99947 Posted Dec 3, 1999
I'm actually very tense, and need a little relaxation
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 5, 1999
'Fraid I don't think much of the servive so far. Waiting 3 days is hardly relaxing.
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shazzPRME Posted Dec 5, 1999
*Opens oils,finds towels and cracks fingers*
Right then boys
Who was first?
Ah yes......toes....hmmmm....My name isn't Fergie..
but....ah yes....the problem seems to be just>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>HERE!
*crack*
there......that should do it!
Now......arrgghhhhhhh! PLEASE WEAR THE TOWEL PROVIDED!
shazzPR
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shazzPRME Posted Dec 5, 1999
Right Bluebottle....thats better.....now......I trust that you have another 3 days....because that is how long this is going to take!
Let me just cover Sporky in mud and I'll get right back to you 
shazzPR
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The Ghost Of TV's Frink Posted Dec 5, 1999
I actually found that waiting several days relaxed me quite a bit, mostly because I quit my job so I could keep waiting.....
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kats-eyes (psychically confirmed caffeine addict) Posted Dec 6, 1999
*shuffles in from the kitchen and slumps down on one of the couches*
this _is_ quite relaxing .
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Researcher 99947 Posted Dec 6, 1999
No, it isn't... you should try this mud and facial... ooooh
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The Ghost Of TV's Frink Posted Dec 7, 1999
Shazz, can you help? I'm a contact wearer but have been wearing glasses all day - my eyelids need relaxing 
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shazzPRME Posted Dec 14, 1999
Hmmmm....you look a little baked to me Sporky.....let me just
throw you in my steaming beer barrel....there...that is better....ok
Bluebottle.....you have had quite enough of that for one session...
besides,it looks to me as if your right arm needs a little excercise....maybe TVF will be able to send out for some beers for you.
.....and....poor dear TVF......come here...I will soon sort that out for you
shazzPR
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shazzPRME Posted Dec 15, 1999
But of course dear Bluebottle Big white fluffy ones....small
interesting national bowling competition ones,green ones,blue ones...any sort of hue ones! Which would you like? I see that TVF has come up trumps with the beers
shazzPR
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The Ghost Of TV's Frink Posted Dec 15, 1999
Did I? Oh, good.........
*furrows brow confus-i-did-ily*
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shazzPRME Posted Dec 15, 1999
Yes.....it is so considerate of you to set up a tap right here
in the relaxation room
shazzPR
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- 3: Bluebottle (Nov 30, 1999)
- 4: Researcher 99947 (Dec 3, 1999)
- 5: The Ghost Of TV's Frink (Dec 4, 1999)
- 6: Bluebottle (Dec 5, 1999)
- 7: shazzPRME (Dec 5, 1999)
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- 11: kats-eyes (psychically confirmed caffeine addict) (Dec 6, 1999)
- 12: Bluebottle (Dec 6, 1999)
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- 14: The Ghost Of TV's Frink (Dec 7, 1999)
- 15: shazzPRME (Dec 14, 1999)
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- 18: The Ghost Of TV's Frink (Dec 15, 1999)
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