h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I tried a mug once, but those got stuck in my last 8 teeth

The trick is to let them soak in milk until they get soft.

milk? hmmm! I will have to look that up in a dictionary

please don't tell the wardens, I'm escaping for an hour or twoof't to mam's (usual Saturday venue)

see you later

see you... can I take your pills will you want them later?

no it's ok! I only need take one every 2 hours before I wake up

ARGH! NO! not the circa 1874 electric probe treatment again!

you know I like it! even though it was banned, as the therapy was proven to be useless

but this time! up the voltage11700v wasn't even tickling me

I think you must have gotten used to it prof, your not meant to like it!

I've found a coffee flavoured one, zaps the taste buds at the same time

Gonna sit here in 100%

and meditate as where all the S.H.A.D.O.W. members, Fools Guild members and Assassins Guild members have disappeared to

T'is far too quiet in the corridors of hootoo

it is very quiet in the corridors of hootoo not much seems to be going on
but hopefully things will improve one day and we will once again be swamped by singing dancing fooling and... well other activities associated with the groups in question

oh when the day arrivesand back to having an Assassin on every corner