h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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oh dear... they sound far away... any chance they might get put in here with us?

no problem, they make house calls

cool ...as in nuthouse calls? because, for the moment, this is where i am

nuthouse, looneybin, no class distiction.
Left or right handed gibbering, even both allowederr!dribble

soooooo.... how can we get Frank and E N Stein and sons LTD on the stick to come over here?

...they do do female couture i hope!? <----those look like eyelashes to me

dial 666-666-666

spare parts dept...fittings at odd hours accepted

male, female and third party parts in stock

i just want a straightjacket that fits!

and that number is missing a digit.

....could you call for me?

err! 666-666-666.5 ?
also the key is under the 3rd brick left of the milk bottle(milkmen don't deliver)

really... could you call for me? that looks like an English establishment and people around here have made it verrrrrrry clear that they dont think i speak English.....

pleeeeeeeeeeeeease?


and that info about the key, bricks, milk bottle and nondelivering milkmen doesnt apply... i am stuck in here without proper attire!

i gotta go now so not now tho the appointment not now later okay?

. ... .. . ... .. .....slumps into a catatonic state

sleep well in the coma


may all your good dreams come truesee you later flower, take care

ahh thank you! they were good! hehe i just got Doug's six-part tv series from the library and watched alla it last nite, including the extras, then conked out and dreamt silly dreams of them and that...



....did you call my tailor yet?

I called him, but he didn't seem to like the insults I used, my last straight jacket was bent

...oh dear

the silvers one is my choice(insane
http://sj.blacksteel.com/
that is)

ewwww i do not like those... .. . .. ... . (rethinking the whole straightjacket thing)

... . . .silly walks over to the straightjacket rack... espies something on the floor behind it....


ohhhhh lookie!! a chinese finger puzzle trap thing!!

perfect! .... . . .... . . inserts forefingers innit




http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=chinese+finger+puzzle&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

soooo... what do you think? .. . . ... .. .does a pirouette, arms extended, forefingers trapped

does this chinese finger puzzle make me look fat?

an ideal requisite for the anti nose picking society(err! if there is one)
of which I would never be a member of

err hehe. Please, please, PLEASE never do a pirouette like that again! I do ballet and pirouettes should look like this! *does perfect pirouette*

See?

. .. . . .... .silly walks around, fingers trapped by the cfp, peering under things and over things and all around things including the nose-picking prof and the pirouetting daizzy.. . . .... . . ... ... . .

nope, its not here