h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I knew patience was a virtueI've found an home

*knocks at the door*

Mind if I come in? Or do you prefer to be alone at home?

at last,somewhere my straight jacket won't look so conspicuous

well everyone needs a place to relax

aaargh! I-I-um... Once upon a time... nope, that's not it... One night, long ago... NO! uh... Once... nope... When I was a very small girl... I can't do it! Help! I'm so close! I need some relaxing cushioned walls to bang my head against!

no charges for this asylum, only in to the walls. So nutter's are allowed



welcome and don't call the orderly's, there aren't any!

Nutty as can be, me!

TRiG.

well my friend, no membership card needed, because everyone here are definitely No1 mad

well mostly mad... sometimes i have sane moments, scare me half to death they do

I'm all mad and a bit spare

sy-ky-a-triiiist.... kiiill aaalll sy-ky-ah-triiissstttssss.....

*backs away slowly*

they're all mad you know, not one of them has used the front door,or the back to get in and any of the windows(because of the bright shiny bars on them)

what do you mean, they? You're included!

And what did we do to get in?

I cheated, I climbed in before they put the bars up on the windows and I've got the front door key

he moved in before security could stop him

well, I was sat in the mental walk-in clinic, and suddenly I found that I'd dissolved to here. Like in- is it star wars or star trek? Well, whatever. Like their portal thingies.

you'll have to pass the entrance exam

question:- which is different

well, I'm already in, but I'll try anyway.

um... all of them and none at all!

correct!only normal people will try to find a the wrong answer and we can change that any time we want