A Conversation for The League of H2G2
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Started conversation Mar 8, 2004
Welcome to the inter-web-ional criminal court in the Vauge. Here we try anyone who has been found to have been betraying h2g2.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Mar 8, 2004
*the trophy head of Astrotomato hangs over the entry door*
The first trial shall be of TB Falsename on a charge of...
BLT? What are we charging him with exactly? Mutiny? Treason?
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Mar 8, 2004
BLT shall be the defence.
Mr. Christopher shall be the prosecution.
Godben, Athena, and AK shall be on the judgement panel.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Mar 8, 2004
*Runs in and gets the center judges seat.*
Ha! I got it! 
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U521150 Posted Mar 8, 2004
*comes in*
Can I watch?
*sits down and takes out large nail file*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Mar 8, 2004
You're a witness, I believe.
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U521150 Posted Mar 8, 2004
oooh!
*puts away nail file*
I'll wait here till you need me then...*looks around* We're prosecuting just TB here, right? What kind of sentence are we talking about if he's found guilty?
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Mar 8, 2004
We'll decide that when the time comes.
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Mar 8, 2004
*enters, liberally throwing bundles of money at people around the court, including, but not limited to, Anthea, AK, Bob and Khamsin*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Mar 8, 2004
*But not to the head judge (me) who has the final say.* 
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Mar 8, 2004
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Mar 8, 2004
Thank you. I'll take a note of that.
We shall begin as soon as the rest of them get here.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Mar 8, 2004
Charge one: Calling Godben "Skip". Does the defence have a retort?
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Mar 8, 2004
I'm sorry, BLT hasn't arrived yet.
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Mar 8, 2004
firstly I'd like to defend myself, so we don't need BLT. Secondly, I'd like to enter defence exhibit A, a big bag full of money, which I am now going to hand over to the court
*gives GB the big bag of money*
I'd now like to enter defence exhibit A, a set of chat logs, where I quite clearly cease calling GB 'Skip'... What big bag of money? I don't remember a big bag of money
*
s at GB*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Mar 8, 2004
* at TB.*
Fine, you can defend yourself. BLT can be a witness.
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BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Mar 8, 2004
*enters*
Oh I was gonna have SOOO much fun! (hint hint A bage of money may help me see your side of things better too you know)
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Mar 8, 2004
*throws a smaller, but still substantial, bag of money to BLT*
Key: Complain about this post
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- 1: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Mar 8, 2004)
- 2: Khamsin (Mar 8, 2004)
- 3: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Mar 8, 2004)
- 4: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Mar 8, 2004)
- 5: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Mar 8, 2004)
- 6: U521150 (Mar 8, 2004)
- 7: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Mar 8, 2004)
- 8: U521150 (Mar 8, 2004)
- 9: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Mar 8, 2004)
- 10: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Mar 8, 2004)
- 11: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Mar 8, 2004)
- 12: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Mar 8, 2004)
- 13: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Mar 8, 2004)
- 14: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Mar 8, 2004)
- 15: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Mar 8, 2004)
- 16: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Mar 8, 2004)
- 17: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Mar 8, 2004)
- 18: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Mar 8, 2004)
- 19: BLT: Not dead - yet (Mar 8, 2004)
- 20: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Mar 8, 2004)
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