A Conversation for The League of H2G2
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BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Mar 9, 2004
If it's ILLEGAL tender then that counts as:
1) Counterfeiting and:
2) Destruction of Evidence towards aforementioned counterfeiting
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Mar 9, 2004
umm, no, because it could be a) foriegn, b) out of date or c) both, eg Fr Fracs.
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PhilFogg Posted Mar 9, 2004
*French ambassador enters*
Messieurs et Medames, s'il vous plaises... Sis courd is brobably se most ridiculous sing I 'ave ever seen! It is well known sat you Anglo-Saxon' are the most despicable cretins sis world 'as ever seen. Until now, we 'ave merely pittied you for not being francais. But sis viscious addack on our gurrency leaves us no shoice. We shall put an end to sis sad spectacle.
Led me indroduce our ally in sis war between la civilisation francaise et le barbarisme americaine.
*enter Allan Dershowitz*
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Mar 10, 2004
Americans? We're all British here! The Americans are next door.
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BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Mar 10, 2004
*yipes!* I would like to point out that I too am a citizen of the British empire, and that most people here will in fact be British due to the fact this site is hosted by the BBC i.e. British Broadcasting Company (the main TV Company for britain pretty much).
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PhilFogg Posted Mar 10, 2004
Je suis desolee. Well, in sis case, we shall sue YOU.
And anyway, British ou Americain -- c'est tout la meme chose pour nous, all the same to us...
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Mar 10, 2004
sue us? You couldn't sue your way out of a german ocupation, let alone me incinerating your out of date no longer legal money, which I may not have done. The Fr Francs was purely an example, which you would have realised had you read the post propperly you illiterate horse eating frog
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Khamsin Posted Mar 10, 2004
don't look at me, I didn't burn any money....
Hey who took my money?
it was that librarian wasn't it?
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Mar 10, 2004
I'm not British! I'm Irish! 
And we all use euros now. 
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Khamsin Posted Mar 10, 2004
I never said you were Irish...
*starts backing out of the court with his evidence*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Mar 10, 2004
I don't drink.
(I'm really tired of typing that.)
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Khamsin Posted Mar 10, 2004
Neither do I...
I better be getting on with planting this evidence then
*walks out*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Mar 10, 2004
And I had better be doing course work.
I'm still not going to.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Mar 10, 2004
And I'd better get back to cleaning out Geddon's desk.
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Khamsin Posted Mar 10, 2004
*comes back and slips a whisley bottle into GB robes*
LOOK everyone Godben has been drinking, his sentance of TB must be wrong
*runs out*
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Mar 10, 2004
yeah, and yet you claim to be irish...
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PhilFogg Posted Mar 10, 2004
*shocked and awed by what he just heard*
How, how... How DARE you? Offend la Grande Nation comme this??
I abbeal to le judge to bring ordre to sis court, or I shall be forced to inform Monsieur le President. We 'ave started wars for less san sis... I demand a full and publique apology, or by Marianne, it will be Jeanne d'Arc all over again!
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- 61: BLT: Not dead - yet (Mar 9, 2004)
- 62: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Mar 9, 2004)
- 63: PhilFogg (Mar 9, 2004)
- 64: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Mar 10, 2004)
- 65: BLT: Not dead - yet (Mar 10, 2004)
- 66: PhilFogg (Mar 10, 2004)
- 67: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Mar 10, 2004)
- 68: Khamsin (Mar 10, 2004)
- 69: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Mar 10, 2004)
- 70: Khamsin (Mar 10, 2004)
- 71: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Mar 10, 2004)
- 72: Khamsin (Mar 10, 2004)
- 73: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Mar 10, 2004)
- 74: Khamsin (Mar 10, 2004)
- 75: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Mar 10, 2004)
- 76: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Mar 10, 2004)
- 77: Khamsin (Mar 10, 2004)
- 78: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Mar 10, 2004)
- 79: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Mar 10, 2004)
- 80: PhilFogg (Mar 10, 2004)
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