h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Remember GB, Joe and I have the only keys

Who needs keys when we have grenades?

I have a master key.

And I have the apprentice key, which does all the work for a fifth of the pay.

I've told you about this before; I like to have lots of money.

What Part of "...the only 2 keys" do you not understand? There are no master, apprentice, journeyman, or other keys, it is also blastproof.

* installs new Mk9 sensor locks, which are wired to the mains via a step transformer*

*activates bomb squad robot and send it to test the cabinet doors*

*Uses master key to open cabinet.*

*bomb squad robot feels sad and useless, wheels away to dark corner to cry*

*Thick, oily, choking smoke emenates fron the bottom of the cabinet, creating a hemisphere of no-go area

*Smoke disipates and turns into .*

Hmm, thanks Geddon.

Ooo! *eats chocolate*





*retches in lower desk drawer*

Mr C has just learned from bitter experience Geddon's first law. ie Never accept chocolateeither directly or indirectly from Geddon. BTW you can clear up the mess in the desk drawer

*goes off to find that special powder that the janitors use to clean up barf*

*Goes to get away from the smell.*

*comes back and cleans out the desk *

Don't master keys, etc., sort of defy continuity? See one of the various continuity pages that seem to be around every corner...

That's why you and I have the only keys to the cupbaord!