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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Jan 12, 2004
On a need basis, of course, we already have one guild leader who is a menace to traffic, and we don't need another
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BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Jan 12, 2004
I still reckon he should have the key, it's basic business practice, if the boss doesn't have the same rights (or more) than his underlings, he ain't the boss.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 13, 2004
No deal, give me a key!
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U218534 Posted Jan 14, 2004
On the contrary - as a Medic, I don't see myself as an underling to the boss, more a sort of... contract employee, or whatever you call those people who work but aren't directly employed by the boss. Consultant? I'm aware of the irony of that word in this situation.
If all my 'superiors' had keys to my equipment/treatment cabinets, then I'd lose my authority as a Medic, and there'd be no point having me because you could all do it yourselves 
JoeC 
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BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Jan 14, 2004
He just basicly asked you to fire him GB. When medics get above their bosses, they must be made an example of!
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 15, 2004
I wont abuse any of the drugs. 
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 15, 2004
Doe! deed toctor durgently! domebody droke by dose!
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U218534 Posted Jan 15, 2004
Hmm... slightly suspicious of someone who is pleading for access to the drugs cabinet one minute, and is begging for treatment the next. Oh well...
*opens a cubicle for GB*
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BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Jan 15, 2004
*headbutts Joe C and chucks GB the key while nursing a strong nose bleed*
Umm... I know this may sound weird, but how about we forget our differences and help me stop the bleeding? I'l accept any apologies you may have.
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U218534 Posted Jan 16, 2004
Hold on! Where did this key come from?
Serious continuity issue here - I wasn't carrying the key at the time 
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 16, 2004
Nan dou dust dix by dose glease?
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U218534 Posted Jan 16, 2004
Oh yes.
*closes curtain*
---SNAP!---
*opens curtain*
Right, you won't be able to sniff, smell, pick your nose or walk into walls for the next two days, and if you do... well, don't say I didn't warn you.
Oh, and it also conveniently prevents you from using keys.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 16, 2004
But I enjoy walking into walls! (I actually do 
.)
Oh well. Thanks Joe. 
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Jan 16, 2004
GB read previous posts!
that key is keyed(no pun intended) to Joe's DNA and biosignature, and is of no use to anyone else. Now apologise to the good medic, before the administration of the chemists colonic irrigation. We use hydrochloric acid instead of saline!
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Jan 16, 2004
Joe, I think we'll start at 0.25M and work our way up to 18M ie conc. What do you think?
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Jan 16, 2004
It raises the suspense, plus if all else fails we can always start adding the nitric. Aqua Regia will dissolve most things!
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Jan 16, 2004
If It don't appear on the periodic table, I don't use it. Thinking of adding some Dimercaprol.
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- 41: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Jan 12, 2004)
- 42: BLT: Not dead - yet (Jan 12, 2004)
- 43: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jan 13, 2004)
- 44: U218534 (Jan 14, 2004)
- 45: BLT: Not dead - yet (Jan 14, 2004)
- 46: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jan 15, 2004)
- 47: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jan 15, 2004)
- 48: U218534 (Jan 15, 2004)
- 49: BLT: Not dead - yet (Jan 15, 2004)
- 50: U218534 (Jan 16, 2004)
- 51: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jan 16, 2004)
- 52: U218534 (Jan 16, 2004)
- 53: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jan 16, 2004)
- 54: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Jan 16, 2004)
- 55: U218534 (Jan 16, 2004)
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- 57: U218534 (Jan 16, 2004)
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