A Conversation for The League of H2G2
The Medic's Office and Treatment Room
U218534 Started conversation Dec 18, 2003
This room is staffed by JoeC, also the Medic at the Assassins' Guild.
There are three areas: Admissions and Treatment, Observation, and Quarantine. There is also a small office off the admissions bay for the Medic to use in quiet periods.
Three whiteboards on the wall (one for each area) track patients, treatment and drugs administered, and further notes. An additional whiteboard serves as a noticeboard.
Treatment is free for all League members; non-members can receive treatment for a small fee or other service, negotiable on the basis of required treatment.
JoeC 
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Dec 19, 2003
Nice room, what sort of medical equipment do you use?
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U218534 Posted Dec 19, 2003
Erm...
Whoever the suppliers were for the Assassins' Guild's medical bay. It was built before I got the job, so I just contacted them and asked them to fit out this room the other day 
Oh yes, here's the card. 'h2g2 Medical Supplies Ltd.'
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Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Dec 19, 2003
Apart from the whiteboards it looks very much like a Victorian Autopsy room!
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U218534 Posted Dec 20, 2003
No, that's just an old painting of what this room use to look like... and the whiteboards are some cheese sauce i dropped on it earlier...
*wipes off cheese sauce; turns Stealth to face _real_ treatment bay*
There
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Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Dec 20, 2003
Ah... I see... Well isn't it splendid!
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Dec 20, 2003
I could get lost in here!
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U218534 Posted Dec 21, 2003
*puts up a small map of the 3 areas, akin to the ones you see at hospital entrances but smaller*
No you couldn't 
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BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Dec 22, 2003
I need some treatement, I was in the training grounds when I was hit by another case of friendly 
He nearly killed me!
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U218534 Posted Dec 24, 2003
Ouch...
*gives Lemon Teastrainer a Tomato Poisoning symptom-reduction tablet*
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BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Dec 24, 2003
Thanks, the wound was turning red... I could've had to amputate it.
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Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Dec 25, 2003
I'll have some of those 
tablets if you please...
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U218534 Posted Dec 26, 2003
The Tomato Poisoning ones?
*gives Stealth some tablets*
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Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Dec 26, 2003
No the ones that give you 
and a 
and make you go ...
Tablets always help
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U218534 Posted Dec 27, 2003
Ah
*gives Stealth some 'happy pills' (not disclosing the name unless I have to 
)*
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Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Dec 28, 2003
*
*
Much appreciated!
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 5, 2004
I want happy pills too!
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BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Jan 5, 2004
I nicked some from the cupboard, they're in a jar called "Bromide Tablets, take two per day with a cup of tea"
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 6, 2004
You're not the official medic!
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BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Jan 6, 2004
I know that, but the bromide seems to help, not doing much for my love life though 
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- 1: U218534 (Dec 18, 2003)
- 2: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Dec 19, 2003)
- 3: U218534 (Dec 19, 2003)
- 4: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Dec 19, 2003)
- 5: U218534 (Dec 20, 2003)
- 6: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Dec 20, 2003)
- 7: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Dec 20, 2003)
- 8: U218534 (Dec 21, 2003)
- 9: BLT: Not dead - yet (Dec 22, 2003)
- 10: U218534 (Dec 24, 2003)
- 11: BLT: Not dead - yet (Dec 24, 2003)
- 12: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Dec 25, 2003)
- 13: U218534 (Dec 26, 2003)
- 14: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Dec 26, 2003)
- 15: U218534 (Dec 27, 2003)
- 16: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Dec 28, 2003)
- 17: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jan 5, 2004)
- 18: BLT: Not dead - yet (Jan 5, 2004)
- 19: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jan 6, 2004)
- 20: BLT: Not dead - yet (Jan 6, 2004)
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