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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 24, 2004
But you already did...and arn't you the head of the SEALS?
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BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Jun 24, 2004
That is true, but what if, previously when we signed up, we didn't wan to and did so against our wills, this is a hypothetical question and therefore does not need to make sense.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 25, 2004
...with lemurs.
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BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Jun 25, 2004
oh that's ok then, as long as there is a suitable punishment.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 25, 2004
The lemurs carry monkey wrenches.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jun 30, 2004
And the monkeys carry out the sort of torture that Asuka and Maria do to Manuel in the GTA3 mission "S.A.M." 
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BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Jun 30, 2004
Enlighten me, I neva played GTA3, only 1 and 2. What do they to to Manuel?
Oh and the monkeys are also carrying maces.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jun 30, 2004
Let me describe the cutscene for you:
*Maria and Asuka stand over the body of Manuel.*
Maria: Should we tighten it some more now, or wait for it to turn balck and fall off?
Asuka: Give it a quick prod.
*Maria prods Manuel with a stick.*
Maria: Eou! What is that gooey yellow stuff?
*Your character walks in and Asuka describes your next mission. You leave the room.*
Asuka: Now try the Chili oil.
You get the idea. 
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BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Jul 1, 2004
Hey let's set the monkeys on Khamsin! As a test... yes... a test 
Hey can they be in the SEALS? We could do with some skills like that.
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jul 1, 2004
I don't see why not, /if/ the SEALs accept that they are a subsidiary of the League Army
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jul 3, 2004
I'm stiff playing Joey's levels. What's the cheat code for getting rid of cops?
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jul 5, 2004
PC? PS2? X-Box? You'll have to be a little more specific.
And how could you still only be on those levels? I got past those in the first 2 hours.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jul 5, 2004
I have a very poor sense of direction. On my PC, I had to try Killing Salvatore four time, mostly because I'd rund out of time trying to get off Staunton Island.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jul 8, 2004
To be honest, I've forgoten the PC cheats. I don't use them any more as I've gotten so good at the game. *smug*
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jul 9, 2004
I'm only on the second island, but i've found 54 hidden packages.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jul 12, 2004
Well I have a 100% game in GTA3 and Vice City.
That cheat is "nopoliceplease" I think. Just type it in when you have a wanted level.
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- 1221: BLT: Not dead - yet (Jun 22, 2004)
- 1222: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 24, 2004)
- 1223: BLT: Not dead - yet (Jun 24, 2004)
- 1224: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jun 24, 2004)
- 1225: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 25, 2004)
- 1226: BLT: Not dead - yet (Jun 25, 2004)
- 1227: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 25, 2004)
- 1228: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jun 30, 2004)
- 1229: BLT: Not dead - yet (Jun 30, 2004)
- 1230: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jun 30, 2004)
- 1231: BLT: Not dead - yet (Jun 30, 2004)
- 1232: Khamsin (Jun 30, 2004)
- 1233: BLT: Not dead - yet (Jul 1, 2004)
- 1234: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jul 1, 2004)
- 1235: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jul 3, 2004)
- 1236: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jul 5, 2004)
- 1237: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jul 5, 2004)
- 1238: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jul 8, 2004)
- 1239: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jul 9, 2004)
- 1240: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jul 12, 2004)
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