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froggy42 (urgh, sorry, can't stay for too long...any help with homework would be greatly appreciated) Posted Mar 19, 2005
Name: froggy42
U Number: 1371154
Position: spy
Comments: hi there!
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Mar 19, 2005
It's been a while and has yet to go down in price.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Mar 20, 2005
What! New member?! Oh right. 
*puts on suit.*
Right, hello and welcome to the League. It's always nice to meet people willing to help h2g2. 
I believe we have to give you a watch, or something. Well, as I don't see a watch box around at the moment, you had better take mine.
*Takes off watch and gives it to froggy42.*
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Mar 20, 2005
*pulls a box of gold watches from the desk drawer*
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Mar 20, 2005
*pulls a box of gold watches from the desk drawer*
Here are the watches, sir.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Mar 20, 2005
Well it's a bit late now.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Mar 20, 2005
It's never too late to get a watch, unless you've recently hade your watch-arm amputated.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Mar 21, 2005
*Uses his right arm to point at the absence of his left arm.*
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Mar 21, 2005
Sir, what happened to your arm? Care for a pocketwatch, instead?
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Mar 22, 2005
I don't have any pockets either. The tailor was going to charge me extra for them.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Mar 22, 2005
Wow, sir. You really are the penny pincher. I'm suprised you eat. Oh, wait, you've been eating out of my fridge! Well, at least you haven't been taking liberties with my secretary.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Mar 23, 2005
So, new recruit, may I welcome you from the seat of the Second in Command. You don't have to do anything I say and I can't make you, but if you need anything filled away, you know where my office is.
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merrymoon Posted Apr 5, 2005
Name:Merrymoon
U Number: 1464026
Position: Cani I join as a medic or diplomat?
Comments: h2g2 needs to last forever!!
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 5, 2005
Hello and welcome Merrymoon. 
I'm GodBen, founder of this society. Welcome to the League, here's a free league watch. *Hands over a broken watch.*
We already have a medic, so I've put you down as a diplomat for now. But if you prove to me that you're better than our doctor then the position is all yours. 
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merrymoon Posted Apr 5, 2005
Diplomat is fine for me. *examines broken watch* I suppose that explains why the watches are free.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 5, 2005
Well they used to work a few months ago. They must have run out of petrol.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 5, 2005
As a Diplomat, it is your job to initiate peace talks with the enemy and to announce to them when we are to attack them.
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merrymoon Posted Apr 6, 2005
Does Diplomacy only go as far as initiating peace talks? Do we never come to a peaceful conclusion which satisfies everyone involved? 
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 6, 2005
That's what the army is for.
(And by everyone I mean me. 
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- 1261: froggy42 (urgh, sorry, can't stay for too long...any help with homework would be greatly appreciated) (Mar 19, 2005)
- 1262: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Mar 19, 2005)
- 1263: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Mar 20, 2005)
- 1264: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Mar 20, 2005)
- 1265: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Mar 20, 2005)
- 1266: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Mar 20, 2005)
- 1267: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Mar 20, 2005)
- 1268: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Mar 21, 2005)
- 1269: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Mar 21, 2005)
- 1270: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Mar 22, 2005)
- 1271: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Mar 22, 2005)
- 1272: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Mar 22, 2005)
- 1273: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Mar 23, 2005)
- 1274: merrymoon (Apr 5, 2005)
- 1275: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Apr 5, 2005)
- 1276: merrymoon (Apr 5, 2005)
- 1277: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Apr 5, 2005)
- 1278: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Apr 5, 2005)
- 1279: merrymoon (Apr 6, 2005)
- 1280: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Apr 6, 2005)
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