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The Five Rings of Mordor

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Three rings for the elven kings under the sky,
Seven for the dwarf lords in their halls of stone,
Nine rings for mortal men doomed to die,
And five rings for the herrings swimming to and fro.

That about says it all, I think....


The Five Rings of Mordor

Post 2

Jan^

I suspect the herrings in question were red. smiley - winkeye


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Post 3

DEATH

FFFFIIIIVVVVE GGGGOOOOOOOOLLLLDDDD RRRRIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGSSSS
Four calling birds (Danielle, Michelle, Sue and Jess) Three fresh herrings, two red sheep and Allan Partridge annoyingly never gets off the FR****NG TV! God, that anus NEVER leaves me alone! He will be ANNHIALATED! I Shall flay the skin from his fleh and the flesh from his bones and scrape his bones dry. Oh, hi Al. Excuse-moi, je suis vraiment desole mais je... sorry. I lapse into french now and then. I must be off...


The Five Rings of Mordor

Post 4

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

Now, now, calm down.....


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Post 5

DEATH


H H EEE L PPP !
HHH EE L PPP !
H H EEE LLL P !
(On the screen this looked like a big HELP!)


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