h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh my head, what a night!

can I have a cinnamon doughnut please

*removes sign, hands over honey and cinnamon donuts, replaces sign*

btw I've updated the menu to include the alkerselter donut

A new doughnut! Cool.
And thanks Joanna.
So, what is the explanation for the clothes issue, hey?

I'd love a donut, Joanna. Please can I have a maple bar?

Thanks

*hands over a maple bar*

eat and enjoy

Read from a distance. If the slogan is double-spaced and in small writing, the chances are that it says w a r e h o u s e.
When you're shopping, glance in the windows of the girly clothes shops & you'll probably see a few more...
Remember: You cannot win. you just have to try to cut your losses.
If it has a picture too, in this country the chances are that the slogan is an american city name, I went to the trafford centre with my friend... if we'd been so inclined we could have bought tshirts with New York, Chicago, San Francisco, Boston, Washington... and half a dozen others...
But with jokes, just read from a distance. We don't want to hit you, really. You only think the magasines are dull because you're blokes, most of us can't see why you may want to read FHM or whatever.

btw

*Gets a cinnamon doughnut for lunch, and a chocolate EBA for afters*

I'm going to be away for a while... 'till next Wednesday...
Please keep eating donuts, I don't like the idea of my stall being deserted...

I'll pop by every day!
Where be you off to then?

I'm sure Eomando will look after the stall, and I don't mind helping out. In fact I'm volunteering. Can I wear a trainee badge?

Yes, you can Croz, thats a good idea...

I'm going to Prague.

I promise I'll be good and not eat all the stock.

What will you be up to in Prague?

*Whispering quietly in Joanna's ear*

Don't worry Joanna. I'll keep an eye on him. I'm already monitoring the progress he's making on my user page so I can easily watch him on the stall. I'll hide behind a tree somewhere where he can't see my and watch from a distance with my telescope. I'll keep you posted.

I heard that

Pardon?

Good! Ner!

And seeing as I'm keeping tracks on everyone on h2g2 Island (or indeed off) from the Space Station, Croz won't go unnoticed...
Hehehe...

Well, I guess, have a good few days

*removes sign*

Doughnut anybody?

Oh I'll have one Croz.

What doughnut would you like Croz.

I'll have a cinnamon doughnut please.

*hands himself a cinnamon doughnut*

Thanks very much

*eats doughnut*

Quiet today isn't it Croz?

Sure is Croz.

Don't you think talking to yourself like this may scare people away?

Er, yes just a bit. But since there's nobody else to talk to you'll have to do.

Right then.

Can I have a honey doughnut, Croz?

*passes BB two honey doughnuts to make up for the delay in service caused by the uni server going down (just like old times, namely last year)*